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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: You think you speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? You don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when you said you'd speak for all of us, you were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps you two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*

The Nova was behind the comprar about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.

Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*

Slow motion time.

The drunk pónei, pônei hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.

This was the sound being made por the scraping on the dumpster: link

Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.

Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the deposito de lixo, lixeira for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame you two for not fixing this car!
Gary: You just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*

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 we planned our attack
we planned our attack
I listened in the distance, the sound of a tank rang through my ears and made me unsure of who's tank it was. ,"Sweetie Belle, i heard a tank go check and see if it's ours or theirs (the changeling's)". my friend nodded and made her way out of the forest. Later she came back ,"Scootaloo! it's ours!" she shouted; i felt excited that we finally had a tank. we all rushed out of the forest to see the big war machine, when Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash finally made our way out of the forest there was the sight of the incredible tank and standing beside it was Twilight, Spike, and Spitfire....
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posted by Dragon4322
 "yes General.."
"yes General.."
The seguinte dia General Chrysalis told me and my sister that today was our last battle. I was thankful for this because the war was a burden to say the least. I know most ponies don't know why soldiers get consumed and fatigued from exposure to nightmares and worst horrors that are reality when you put your hooves on that ground and decide to become something that even mothers wouldn't want to see. We decided to go in a truck since we had not used it before ,"You both know that we have enough supplies to win this attack on our enemy". I responded to my best friend ,"Yes Chrysalis i understand"...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "Chrysalis is leader of the best army around"
"Chrysalis is leader of the best army around"
I remember when i first enlisted in the military. Everything was delightful but I knew there were other ponies that wanted to take our joy away. My name is Scootaloo por the way, And my best friend better known as Chrysalis is leader of the best army around...the changelings. She became such a good leader that she directly became in charge of the Ponyville Military. I became known as her lieutenant, Just a few days later Buffalo decided to strike our town hall. Well that started the first ever equestrian-Ponyville War, And as this happened the dia before the war started everything seemed calm and happy. once we were in our segundo dia into the war i went up to General Chrysalis and said ,"I think we need to rethink our strategy". Though Chrysalis was my best friend even before the war she tried to tell me that i had no reason to make that statement when we were only into the segundo dia of the war. She then told me ,"patience Lieutenant patience". So I waited......
"Why do you want me to narrate?" aguardente de maçã asked. "I don't remember much, you were there. Can you just narrate the rest of the story?" I asked. I'm already narrating the story right now, but I'm not sure why. aguardente de maçã said she would narrate, but she wrote down what happened on the bridge.

Discord: You're screwed you know that?
Sean: -throws axe at Discord's head, then blacks out for 3 seconds-
Discord: -falls off bridge dead-
Applejack: -climbs back up- You don't look so good.
Sean: I got hit in the chest with an axe, of course I don't look good.
Applejack: Get Twilight over hear, I gotta find...
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.....
PP exclaimed, "Changelings!"

"We have to save Equestria", I exclaimed. "Come on!" I galloped out of Sugar Cube Corner with Pinkie Pie. "We have to get to Canterlot!"

Twilight Sparkle then came out of her house, concerned. "Where is she?" She then saw all the changelings attacking the ponies outside. "Oh no!"

"Twilight, I thought you went to Canterlot."

"I didn't, Fluttershy. That was queen Chrysalis disguised as me."

"Oh." I then thought of arco iris, arco-íris Dash. "Rainbow Dash!" I flew up into the sky, towards RD's house. I didn't realize she was flying right into me! We head butted. "Ow!"

"Ow! Fluttershy,...
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