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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made you enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight por giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first dia of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't you try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! You know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and you got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first dia of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid pergunta you cruz eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she said I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the dia after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
pónei, pônei 5: *Grabbing TV*
pónei, pônei 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
pónei, pônei 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
pónei, pônei 63: *Punches pónei, pônei 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black pónei, pônei 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black pónei, pônei 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black pónei, pônei 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See you after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: oi yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell por your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine dia for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing seguinte to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of you already know, I've given mais than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight said to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand por my opinion that she was out of line when she said that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since you left. He still rants about his início country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station por now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case biscoito, bolacha behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the baía Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the baía Bridge.
Sprocket: Do you really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But you gotta admit, Jack Londres Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want you dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do you think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the rua name.
Case Cracker: You think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this pónei, pônei will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
seguinte morning

Gordon: *Calling Case biscoito, bolacha at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your bunda over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he said he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two minutos after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting por the tracks on Archer colina with a resfriador, refrigerador full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to you Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the topo, início open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive or not, but I really hope you do. *Grabs another cerveja bottle, smashes the topo, início of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Who? Why? When?
Pilot: Origins

The dia is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, you two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...
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(also keep in mind that this story has a link page if you want to track the story mais easily. I'll mais often than not post rough drafts of chapters here first, so steadily improved versions will be available there.)

<<link

Starlight Glimmer found a staff, today.

In all honesty, it wasn't really a staff. It was just a aleatório stick she found in the desert she now called home, but it at least looked like a staff. Thinking of the uses of such an item, including the possibilities of enchantments, Starlight stowed the staff away for further examination. Finding nothing mais interesting in the...
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posted by btflash
The procedures continued, dia after day.

Ponies cried out in agony, their essences tearing away from themselves.
Others cried out in fear as lives were changed, destinies rewritten, and fates overtaken.
She couldn't bother to silence them. She deserved to hear their screams. Longed to suffer for the torment she delivered.

This was Her life. Forcibly changing fates had become her duty.
Her task in the name of Equestria.
Her constant sin for a higher purpose.
Some would say Her efforts were for the good of secrecy, peace, and safety. However, She couldn't help feeling a sense of detachment towards what...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.

Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, or else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling you fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The golf course was geléia, geleia packed. Every hole on the course had at least one pónei, pônei playing on it.

Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied por 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do you know?
Otis: On the last hole, you broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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