Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.

German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad you didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? You like the sports car? I'll get mais of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if you ever feel like you need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be mais than happy to give you some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see you again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: You three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the pista immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take you to one of our bases. From there, you get the tanks. Once you push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of you will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: You can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?

Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.

Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now you hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do you want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.

They land on the ground por their tanks.

Rain: What took you three so long?
Con: You gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? You won't fly away from us like you did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. You don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did cruz my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.

The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory

ISIS pónei, pônei 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS pónei, pônei 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play música on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*

Song: link

ISIS pónei, pônei 3: Music!
ISIS pónei, pônei 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German pónei, pônei 66: *Shoots tank*
German pónei, pônei 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, por one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS pónei, pônei 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no you don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS pónei, pônei 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the torre, torreta on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS pónei, pônei 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German pónei, pônei 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS pónei, pônei 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS pónei, pônei 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS pónei, pônei 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German pónei, pônei 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS pónei, pônei 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German pónei, pônei 66: *Shoots ISIS pónei, pônei 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.

When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.

Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German pónei, pônei 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German pónei, pônei 95: Es braust unser blindado, panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!

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