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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful dia in Equestria. arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: You know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!

Back at the lunch.

Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* oi arco iris, arco-íris Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I roubou $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner said it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of you then. *Uses magic gem*

The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.

Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-

All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.

The user of this gem has challenged you to a war. If you defeat the user, you may go home.

Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: You never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!

Two days ago.

Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.

Now Gilda remembered.

Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are you four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: You four are underarrest.

Theme song: link

So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.

Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What ano is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: You know what this means?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We're in medieval times.

STH Productions Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers

Based off of the video por AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo

Also starring the Griffons

Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike

And stop the music, because this is the end of part 1.

2 B continued
10. Spike the dragon
Spike is like Twilight Sparkle's little minion. Spike has bad luck, as seen in season 4. I think spike should get better treatment from the writers

9. Celestia
Celestia is number nine because she's kinda perfect... Celestia has all the power (well, almost all of the power) and can do anything. She's mysterious and uncharted. She's only on my list cause she's sisters with Luna....

8. Fluttershy
Fluttershy is number eight because I can relate to a lot of her problems. Fluttershy is sweet, and I admire her kindness, plus, she's a troll.

7. Derpy!
I know Derpy isn't an official character,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.

Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest friends named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, bolinho, queque shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the seguinte song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...
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Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing por front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are you da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No mais than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* aguardente de maçã is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...
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 Japa The Nese
Japa The Nese
We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...
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 título screen! Yay! :D
Title screen! Yay! :D
A not so long time atrás in a world ruled por ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a o espaço station, called the Death Egg, and they needed mais money to finish building this death defying o espaço station.

To make mais money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have you worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do you think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything you dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, or just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Master Sword
Master Sword
A pónei, pônei named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* You know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering mais speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 DM&IR Yellowstone
DM&IR Yellowstone
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering you my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but you know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where aleatório ponies ask for aleatório items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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added by karinabrony
video
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: You know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time you should have the salada with me mum.
Emily: salada sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the bife sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The seguinte day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: oi Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a assento in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift you have given me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was mais than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link