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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the books I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because you know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, or arrest somepony for stealing military property.

One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.

MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP pónei, pônei 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: Hey, you roubou some of the ammunition for my gun!
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP pónei, pônei 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP pónei, pônei 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
pónei, pônei Soldier 46: I tried telling him about you guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what you were doing.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP pónei, pônei 2: Smile. You could become famous.
pónei, pônei Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!

Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed por us censoring a certain word he said.

We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.

Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he roubou it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were you showing me? Can I go início now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are you talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: You hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.

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If you enjoyed leitura this, leave a comment. It means a lot to me.
After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: You got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned por two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than you my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of you to say Burt.
Bob: So what do you plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely mover back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my travesseiro
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: You want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best pónei, pônei we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something you got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well you can't just stop him, and arrest him. You got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded por biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered por this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with mais anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, por Dash's tail.

"Give me a break you two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years atrás when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly coração broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't urso it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This pónei, pônei warmed his coração and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the castelo gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of you who have been here for an extended period of time... can't you feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a ano ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the fórum section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new pesquisas or teste questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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