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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours atrás on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the pónei, pônei Alliance? They know mais about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping him.
Warden: That won't be necessary. Contact the C.I.E now!
Guard: Y-yes sir. *Runs to phone*

Six hours atrás on the plane that left the Griffon Kingdom.

Pilot: We have all three prisoners, and are heading for the Bermuda Triangle.
Control Tower Pony: Copy that, and good luck.
Guard: *Looking at three prisoners* So, you three are heading to the toughest prison in all of Equestria, but I wanna know which one of you is Discord. Let me tell you, that everypony there will be tough on you for a very long time. You shouldn't have tried to do what you've done.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Control Tower Pony: Pilot, we just received word that only one prisoner is supposed to be on the plane. Turn around, and come back at once!
Pilot: I'm on it.
Prisoner: *Grabs guard's gun* None of us are going anywhere.
Guard: I'm not gonna ask again. Which one of you is Discord?!
Prisoner Pony: You mean that guy that has a white beard, and the power to do anything?
Guard: *Sees Discord* So, you're Discord.
Discord: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Guard: And what might that be?
Discord: All in good time.

Two helicopters arrived, and were flying por the plane that Discord was on.

Guard: *Sees helicopters*
Discord: *Hits Guard*
Prisoner: *Shoots Pilot*
Helicopter Pony: *Shows ladder*
Discord: You two enjoy your ride.
Prisoner: What are you talking about?!
Discord: Well you don't expect me to stay on this thing when it's about to crash, now do you? *Jumps out of plane, and onto ladder, then climbs up* Thank you very much black hedgehog.
Shadow: No problem. We both want revenge, and we're going to get it.

Theme song: link

STH Productions Presents

Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Moneybit
Discord as the main villain
Shadow The Hedgehog as himself
arco iris, arco-íris Dash as herself
Mexican & Italian Ponies as bad guys
Fenix Lighter as Himself
German Ponies as Good guys
Fluttershy as herself

Special guest estrela

Sean the hedgehog as himself

Cars used for fanfiction

Aston Martin - Aston Maretin
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Foalsmobile - Oldsmobile
Hoofington - Plymouth
PMC - GMC
Toycolta - Toyota
Vriendscoupe - Volkswagen
Granny Smith: You ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of feno from you? I forgot to stock up on comida for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I amor to drink me some cerveja and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I amor my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock or rap?

I just hate country music, and if you like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, you got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need you to get over to baía Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the baía Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case biscoito, bolacha behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* You told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it or not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are you going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get you anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight minutos later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked por all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fãs label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the list anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what you gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means you guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from bolo de copo - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof por behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my favorito episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total mais like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now you have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask you something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and aranha Man, but now I don’t have one. Can you find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor