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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued composição literária his letter to another pónei, pônei named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great friends with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to cadastrar-se the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: You knew this entire time, and you didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used most of the sand to make a sand castle.
Stylo: ..Where exactly did you make this sand castle?

In Pete's office.

Pete: *Looking at desk* I'll never understand how Orion keeps doing all these crazy things.

Back to the freight train.

Stylo: Oh. I see. Well, that's okay. There's some sand over there. Take over, and keep this thing going at five miles an hour. Do not go faster then that.
Orion: You got it.
Stylo: *Jumps out of train, and picks up sand* Now, I got to get this into the sander, and we should have enough, just in case we get wheel spin. *Flies towards topo, início of engine* Where is that sander?
Orion: Everything okay up there?
Stylo: Yeah, just looking for the sander. Get her up to 10.
Orion: I got it. *Driving train at 10 miles an hour*
Stylo: *Finds sander* There it is. *Puts sand in sander* How is everything?
Orion: No wheelslip so far.
Stylo: Good, let's keep it that way. *Gets back in cab*

You're probably wondering why Orion took out the sand from that engine. Well, I'll be mais than happy to tell you. You see, most of his jobs kept getting switched around, too early in his opinion. So, he tries to get fired, because he thinks that if he quits, the government will kill him.

Orion: *Sees Percy, and Jeff fixing track por the station* Can I ask you two something?
Percy: Sure.
Jeff: Go ahead.
Orion: Can I get fired for damaging the track?
Jeff: por accident, or on purpose?
Orion: On purpose.
Jeff: Wait here, and let me talk to Percy. *Walks with Percy from Orion, and whispers* I think Orion has finally lost it.
Percy: I know. He wants to get fired so badly, that he'll endanger everypony's lives.
Jeff: Let's tell him a lie.
Percy: With pleasure. *Walks back to Orion with Jeff*
Orion: Well?
Percy: You can't get fired for damaging the track on purpose.
Orion: Aw man. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. *Takes hammer*
Jeff: Oh no.
Orion: *Taking spikes out of tracks*
Percy: Stop him!
Jeff: What can we do?
Orion: *Taking mais spikes out of the rails*
Pete: *On loudspeaker* Attention, everypony. The seguinte passenger train will be stppping here in 30 seconds, and is heading Eastbound for Council Bluffs Iowa.
Orion: Perfect timing.

I think you know what happened after that. The train crashed, but Orion didn't get fired surprisingly. Pete tries his best to change Orion's mind on getting fired, and will help that crazy bastard do anything.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did you know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask you to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are you ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do you know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pónei, pônei with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, you made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, or is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is or should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground por eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to show you what I'm about to do. I'd show you some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless you want two pictures in your video, it's mais complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. raposa used poison. But segundo coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on mesa, tabela and points on maçã, apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can you be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the maçã, apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While segundo part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster or something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car seguinte to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased por 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting seguinte to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

---

Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get you out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte dia at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. You think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* oi Ponch, you finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Master Sword: There you are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together por love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, amor would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's procurar for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes you realize that everybody is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then you get on mais ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, you have to land in the same spot that you started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up mais ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have given out some wise sayings to you people in the past. Hopefully they helped you all become mais of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give you all some wise sayings to help you out some more, as well as myself. Just to let you know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people you hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture you at any given moment.

Treasure what you may be given from people, be it object or affection. Neither lasts as long as you would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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