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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell you about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. You are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to you in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell you in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever said something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, you curse too much.
Gordon: You curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, you randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and you also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: You two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.

Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.

Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* You had a wife this entire time, and you didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. You were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. You hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what you did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back início from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are you Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank you for getting me, and my squad back início safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...
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Please read this: I am warning you of a fã fic that will make you not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet maçã, apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death leitura cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff You must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget leitura :(
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think you know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven por two russian stallions.
 Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays estrela on sign*
Police ponies:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's por Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell you what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just said he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I amor dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I amor 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And you don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: You go there to visit, and the cachorros there, you go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform you about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but you have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his seguinte joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered por the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, you yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but you must understand you don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping carrinho through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a potro, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rua passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by TimberHumphrey
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my little pónei, pônei
my little pony - a amizade é mágica
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....
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You see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, you got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, you got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If you wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If you wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is mais than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what you needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pónei, pônei stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's topo, início student, i always thought there was something mais to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're mais than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted por his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's show is here.

Tom: Now, most of you probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give you an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and you stop at a red light. Do you ever try to mover an extra inch or two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when you see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. You just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining you with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most recent film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His recent role as Dr. Robotnik...
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