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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
seguinte morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell you a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how you could take somepony from one place to another. My mother said when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here you are you too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, you are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take you back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are you anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know you could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
aleatório pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't you say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.

And so, Con called an ambulância for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.

When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.

Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*

2 B continued
posted by shadowknuxgirl
 "What could be mais fun than organizing books?"
"What could be more fun than organizing books?"
"Twilight, you lied to me!" Applebloom moaned "This is boring!" "BORING?!" Twilight exclaimed, "What could be mais fun than organizing books?" Applebloom gave her an "Are-you-serious?" look. "Um, how about NOT organizing books?" Applebloom stated, as if the answer couldn't be mais obvious. "Fine, we can take a break, what do YOU want to do?" Twilight sighed. "Hm..." Applebloom thought for a brief moment,"can we get some ice cream?" "Ice cream?" Twilight thought aloud, "I guess that wouldn't be so bad, sure!" But as soon as Twilight opened the door, Applebloom rushed out of the house faster...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
When Fluttershy is first introduced in the series, she barely manages to tell Twilight Sparkle her name out of shyness, going so far as to be reduced to whimpering in fear. However, she becomes very conversational when she notices Spike the baby dragon, and implores him to tell her "everything" (which he does), all the way to Twilight's residence.

She is terrified of full grown dragões and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her friends go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of animais will come in handy...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best maçã, apple gatherers, aguardente de maçã tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. aguardente de maçã leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to cadastrar-se her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as jantar arrives. But it turns...
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The last solstice




AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let you know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend you a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

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2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

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3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

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Chapter 43: The solstice



Nocturnal Mirage lost track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the rua in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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 "I can do this on my own!"
"I can do this on my own!"
When aguardente de maçã noticed that her mare friend saw that she wasn't doing well, she came over to AJ. "Um...you..sure you don't need my help?" "NO!" aguardente de maçã yelled where every pónei, pônei heard her. arco iris, arco-íris Dash felt embarrassed having her mare friend frustrated this way. "Here AJ, let me..." The Pegasus took Apple's club and placed it in the farmer's hooves. "I can do this on my own!!" She shouted at the pónei, pônei trying to help her. At this moment all the other ponies stopped and watched as this was happening. A staff pónei, pônei came up to aguardente de maçã and said, " Miss, if you can't control your anger I will have to escort you off the course" por this time aguardente de maçã had no patience for any pónei, pônei telling her what to do. She pointed the club at the pony's snout while angrily yelling "if you keep telling me.." "Um AJ, lets just leave". "No! I wanna finish this dang hole!!! AND NO pónei, pônei IS GONNA TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!" ......
 Embarrassed arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Embarrassed Rainbow Dash
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any mais of those?

Saten: You smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy show, concerto you went too.

Trixie: (coughs)...
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