seguinte morning, Con was back at his de praia, praia house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.
P: You put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank you sir. Why was that pónei, pônei trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that you prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: jesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*
They go to the front of the garage
P: *Opens garagem door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but you won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: Show Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the luva compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. You can use this to save yourself, or somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't you give me a fucking ambulância while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, you are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, you will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.
Con had to fly to Londres first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris
Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are you Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and you must be Con Mane.
Con: Do you have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can you tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do you have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, you do realize that if you lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.
2 B continued
P: You put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank you sir. Why was that pónei, pônei trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that you prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: jesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*
They go to the front of the garage
P: *Opens garagem door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but you won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: Show Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the luva compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. You can use this to save yourself, or somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't you give me a fucking ambulância while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, you are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, you will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.
Con had to fly to Londres first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris
Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are you Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and you must be Con Mane.
Con: Do you have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can you tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do you have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, you do realize that if you lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.
2 B continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One mais soco will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The seguinte dia Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The seguinte dia Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)