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Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.

Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can you drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then you can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, you talk too loud. Second, if you want to work on this railroad with a diesel, you need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do you only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes to work*
Michael: *A little worried*
Gordon: *Goes to switcher*
Colt: oi look. It's a fat pony.
Gordon: Shut up.
Colt: I don't have too! *Sticks out tongue*
Gordon: *Walks away* Kids these days. They don't know any better.

Michael was on the phone in his office talking to Pete

Pete: How is everything going?
Michael: Not too bad so far. We got in a little bit of an argument, but I straightened everything out.
Pete: Good. Now you can bring him to Cheyenne tomorrow, just like you did with Stylo.
Michael: Ok.

Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.

Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*

Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.

Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were you switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.

seguinte day, it was time for Gordon to go back. When he returned to Cheyenne, Stylo was there waiting.

Pete: How was it?
Michael: Bad. Gordon kept lying to me. One time, he just beat up a pónei, pônei for being Japanese.
Gordon: I thought he was a North Korean.
Pete: You're so pathetic.
Gordon: Hey, I'd like to see you do some work for a change. You never drive any trains at all.
Pete: I'm too busy with paperwork.
Michael: Anyway, how did things with Stylo go?
Pete: Great. Stylo really liked working here.
Stylo: Actually Pete, I could stay here if you want.
Michael & Pete: What?
Stylo: Michael, I would like to quit your railroad, and cadastrar-se Pete's.
Michael: Ok. *Goes to train*
Gordon: Great. Yet another pónei, pônei on the rails.
Everyone: *Laughs*

The End

On The seguinte Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 3 premiere, and it will be published in February.
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Pinkie Pie left the gas station, while the big rig was there. But ten minutos later, the truck was tailgating her.

Pinkie Pie: You wanna pass? *signals trucker to pass*
trucker: *passes then goes slow*
Pinkie Pie: Come on, I gave you the road, why don't you use it?

They passed a sign that said two lane traffic. Pinkie could now pass the truck.

Pinkie Pie: *goes into left lane*
trucker: *blocks Pinkie off*
Pinkie Pie: I don't believe this. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! *goes right*
trucker: *goes right*

While this continued Pinkie Pie missed her chance to pass the trucker.

Trucker: *signals Pinkie to pass*...
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