I thought detention was going to be me, Ms. Donatello, and whoever else had gotten into trouble that week. Well Ms. Donatello was there, and so was I, but upon arrival I saw it was just the two of us.
Ms. Donatello: You're late.
Rafe: Where is everyone?
Ms. Donatello: I asked Mrs. Stricker to take the other students. I was hoping you, and I could just talk.
Rafe: (This is bad.)
Ms. Donatello: Have a seat.
Rafe: *Sits down*
None of us said a word. I just sat there, facing my desk. I was asleep when the sino rang.
Mrs. Stricker: All students taking the late bus início should proceed to the boarding area now.
Rafe: *going to door*
Ms. Donatello: I'm disappointed in you Rafe. You have so much potential-
Rafe: I need to catch my bus *leaves room*
I survived to be tortured another day, but just like with Miller, I wasn't sure how much longer I could hold off Ms. Donatello.
When I got início from detention
Leo: Only two lives left, 89 rules left to break, and you've got 340,000 points.
Rafe: That's good. So what do I get anyway?
Leo: Get?
Rafe: Yeah, for all these points. They gotta be worth something right? What do I win?
Leo: Depends on how many points you finish with. You need at least a million.
Rafe: For what?
Leo: A week of base jumping at the Grand Canyon, all expenses paid.
Rafe: I'll need training.
Leo: No problem. We'll get you the best.
Rafe: Then, white water rafting. All the way down the Colorado.
Leo: And rock climbing, back out of the canyon, where your Aston Maretin Vanquish, and a fake driver's license await.
Rafe: Sweet. Oh, what about Jeanne Galleta? Put her in too.
Leo: That'll cost another 200,000 points, but I'll throw in Bear. Then he gets lost in the wild, and adopted por real bears.
Rafe: In that case, let him get eaten por real bears.
Leo: Nopony gets hurt, remember? It's already in the notebook.
Rafe: I'll make an exception.
Leo: No exceptions. Besides, you need that No Hurt Rule. It's the only part of all this that Jeanne will actually like.
Rafe: You know. You oughta try talking to real ponies. They'd like you if you did.
Mom: *knocks on door* Rafe, are you in there?
Rafe: Just a second! *putting everything away*
Mom: No, not in a second. We need to talk, right now!!
Rafe: Alright *goes out of room*
Mom: Now, come into the living room.
Rafe: *Goes into living room* What's up?
Mom: Did you have detention today?
Rafe: Kind of.
Carl: Kind of?!!? KIND OF?!!? What does that mean?!!?
Mom: Carl, take it easy. I got a call from Mrs. Stricker. She says she left a message here last week. Do you know anything about that?
Georgia: *Arrives* What's going on? Is Rafe in trouble?
Carl: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Mom: Don't talk to her that way! Georgia, honey, this is between Rafe, and us. Go on now.
Georgia: *leaves*
Carl: You're grounded for a week.
Mom: Hold up, I wanna hear Rafe's side of this story.
Rafe: I don't really have a side of the story.
Mom: Rafe? I'm going to ask you something else now, and I want an honest answer. Does Leo have anything to do with this?
Carl: Again, with the whole Leo thing? I've had it up to here with that! I don't wanna hear the name Leo in this house again. Understand? You.. freak.
Rafe: YOU'RE THE FREAK!!
Mom: That's enough, both of you!! Rafe, you're grounded until further notice. Carl, you cool off somewhere. I don't wanna talk to any of you right now.
2 B continued
Ms. Donatello: You're late.
Rafe: Where is everyone?
Ms. Donatello: I asked Mrs. Stricker to take the other students. I was hoping you, and I could just talk.
Rafe: (This is bad.)
Ms. Donatello: Have a seat.
Rafe: *Sits down*
None of us said a word. I just sat there, facing my desk. I was asleep when the sino rang.
Mrs. Stricker: All students taking the late bus início should proceed to the boarding area now.
Rafe: *going to door*
Ms. Donatello: I'm disappointed in you Rafe. You have so much potential-
Rafe: I need to catch my bus *leaves room*
I survived to be tortured another day, but just like with Miller, I wasn't sure how much longer I could hold off Ms. Donatello.
When I got início from detention
Leo: Only two lives left, 89 rules left to break, and you've got 340,000 points.
Rafe: That's good. So what do I get anyway?
Leo: Get?
Rafe: Yeah, for all these points. They gotta be worth something right? What do I win?
Leo: Depends on how many points you finish with. You need at least a million.
Rafe: For what?
Leo: A week of base jumping at the Grand Canyon, all expenses paid.
Rafe: I'll need training.
Leo: No problem. We'll get you the best.
Rafe: Then, white water rafting. All the way down the Colorado.
Leo: And rock climbing, back out of the canyon, where your Aston Maretin Vanquish, and a fake driver's license await.
Rafe: Sweet. Oh, what about Jeanne Galleta? Put her in too.
Leo: That'll cost another 200,000 points, but I'll throw in Bear. Then he gets lost in the wild, and adopted por real bears.
Rafe: In that case, let him get eaten por real bears.
Leo: Nopony gets hurt, remember? It's already in the notebook.
Rafe: I'll make an exception.
Leo: No exceptions. Besides, you need that No Hurt Rule. It's the only part of all this that Jeanne will actually like.
Rafe: You know. You oughta try talking to real ponies. They'd like you if you did.
Mom: *knocks on door* Rafe, are you in there?
Rafe: Just a second! *putting everything away*
Mom: No, not in a second. We need to talk, right now!!
Rafe: Alright *goes out of room*
Mom: Now, come into the living room.
Rafe: *Goes into living room* What's up?
Mom: Did you have detention today?
Rafe: Kind of.
Carl: Kind of?!!? KIND OF?!!? What does that mean?!!?
Mom: Carl, take it easy. I got a call from Mrs. Stricker. She says she left a message here last week. Do you know anything about that?
Georgia: *Arrives* What's going on? Is Rafe in trouble?
Carl: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Mom: Don't talk to her that way! Georgia, honey, this is between Rafe, and us. Go on now.
Georgia: *leaves*
Carl: You're grounded for a week.
Mom: Hold up, I wanna hear Rafe's side of this story.
Rafe: I don't really have a side of the story.
Mom: Rafe? I'm going to ask you something else now, and I want an honest answer. Does Leo have anything to do with this?
Carl: Again, with the whole Leo thing? I've had it up to here with that! I don't wanna hear the name Leo in this house again. Understand? You.. freak.
Rafe: YOU'RE THE FREAK!!
Mom: That's enough, both of you!! Rafe, you're grounded until further notice. Carl, you cool off somewhere. I don't wanna talk to any of you right now.
2 B continued
Magical Mystery Cure
