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At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* You can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, you all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a potro, colt that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third pónei, pônei is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: You wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what you tell us to do.
Jack: Yes. You three are very good at taking things, I need you to work together, and go find Celestia for me. Go to Canterlot, and kidnap her.
Brenna: Your wish is our command Jack.
Charlie: We'll get her for you.
Jake: And you'll look just like her.
Jack: Excellent.

So the insanity crusaders went to their clubhouse while cantar a song link

All three: Kidnap Princess Celestia
Charlie: I wanna do it!
Jake: Let's draw straws!
Brenna: Jack said we should do it together, three of a kind.
All three: Birds of a feather now, and forever, wheeeeee
La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la.
Kidnap Celestia, lock her real tight. Throw away the key, and then turn off all the lights.
Brenna: First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap, and wait. When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap, and close the gate
Charlie: Wait! I've got a better plan. To catch this big white alicorn let's pop her in a boiling pot, and when she's done we'll manteiga her up.
All three: Kidnap Celestia throw her in a box. Burry her for 90 years, and see if she will talk.
Brenna: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie pónei, pônei can take the whole thing over then he'll be so pleased, I do declare that we will cook him rare.
All three: Wheeee!!
Charlie: I say that we take a cannon. Aim it at her door, and then knock three times, and when she respostas Celestia will be no more.
Brenna: You're so stupid, think now if we blow her into smithereens. We may lose some peices, and then Jack will beat us black, and green.
All three: Kidnap Celestia, tie her in a bag. Throw her in the ocean, and see if she is sad.
Charlie: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie pónei, pônei is the meanest pónei, pônei around
Brenna: If I were on his boogie list I'd get out of town.
Jake: He'll be so pleased por our success that he'll reward us too I bet.
All three: Perhaps he'll make his special brew of snake and aranha stew. Mmmm! We're his little henchmen, and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him, and stay on our good side.
Brenna: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Jake: I'm not the dumb one
Charlie: You're no fun.
Brenna: Shut up.
Charlie: Make me.
Brenna: I've got something, listen now. This one is real good, you'll see. We'll send a present to her door, upon there'll be a note to read. Now, in the box, we'll wait, and hide.
All three: Until his curiosity entices him to look inside. And then we'll have him. One, two, three. Kidnap Celestia, beat her with a stick. Lock her for 90 years see what makes her tick.
Kidnap Celestia, chop her into bits. Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks. Kidnap Celestia, see what we will see. Lock her in a cage, and then throw away the key.

The trio then went to find Celestia in Canterlot.

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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle seguinte to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
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