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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't you dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat you up, that's all.
Trixie: *smirks* Get her.
ST: *runs*
Lily: *follows*
Rose: *follows*
Trixie: *follows*

Silver Tune galloped as fast as she could. It was no use. A minuto or two later, Lily had Silver Tune on the floor. Silver Tune struggled. Once again, it was no use.

Trixie: Good job Lily.
Lily: Why thank you.
ST: Let me go!
Rose: No!
ST: I promise I won't bother you-
Trixie: *laughs* You ruined my expensive items from my locker!
Rose: And you ruined her books!
ST: But you ruined my LIFE!
Rose: *grabs ST por the neck*
ST: *coughs* Ow! *coughs*
Trixie: *laughs*
ST: I thought we were best friends, Trixie. *closes eyes* Just do it.
Trixie: With pleasure. *punches ST's face*
ST: *screams*
Lily: *kicks ST's stomach*
ST: Oof! *looks up* Stop. Please! *drops razor*
Trixie: *picks up razor* What do we got here, huh? *smirks*
ST: No.. Please..
Rose: Shut up! *holds ST tighter*

Coffee Crème was leitura a book in the park. She heard screaming. She slowly turned around and saw the fight. She rapidly dropped the book and galloped to the fighting scene.

CC: Woah, Woah, Woah! Mares! Stop!
Trixie: *ignores CC and keeps punching ST*
ST: *tear rolls down her cheek and stares at CC*
CC: I said STOP! *pushes Trixie*
Trixie: Ow! *falls*
Rose: Trixie! *throws Silver Tune on ground*
Lily: Trixie! Are you okay!?
Trixie: *growls*
CC: What the heck is wrong with you?!
Trixie: *uses magic and disappears*
CC: *stares at Rose and Lily*
Lily: Haha.. Umm.. We must be going now.. *runs*
Rose: *follows*

CC: *looks at Silver Tune* Oh my..
ST: *coughs* *coughs* S-Snow Flake.. C-call her... *closes eyes*
CC: Can you stand up?
ST: *running out of breath* I-I need a doctor..
CC: *grabs phone* Breathe deeply. *calls 911*
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE feno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of as cores for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. You stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because you called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got you covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the tronco, porta-malas of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens tronco, porta-malas door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream barco (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping por soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing torradeira waffles and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One dia at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking por the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake costa Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered por steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful dia in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering mais ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot por a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red pónei, pônei falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H oi aguardente de maçã (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are you drunk or something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* You really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her por thinking she was a ghost. arco iris, arco-íris Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope you don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure you don't get...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see you again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did you start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nuvem of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor