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 arco iris, arco-íris in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they dividido, dividir up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they were driving. Eventually, it gets them nowhere, so they stop to ask Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor for help, and.....

Cadance: I would amor to help, but your car's kinda small....

Shining: Got room for one more?

Bolt: I'm not sure! Hey, what's this little switch? *click*

Bolt's Wild Wing expanded to allow room for two people, as did Celestia's Daytripper.

Celestia: What the!? Did you do that, Bolt?

Bolt: Please don't be mad at me.

Celestia: Your'e a genius!! Let's get looking!

Shining: You sure you know how to drive this thing?

Bolt: Yep. Just put on your assento belt, 'cause it's about to get crazy!!

Shining: I beg your pardo-WHOAAAA!!

So they dash around town looking everywhere, with no luck. Then they suddenly saw something in the large bush-two big green eyes.

Celestia: AHA!! GOTCHA!!!

Setting the arbusto, bush on fire, Luna rockets into the air with her butt on fire.

Luna: AYE AYE AYE!!! What's the big idea!? Oh....You won't catch me!!

Bolt: Wanna bet?

Luna gets caught por Bolt after two minutos of chasing!

Bolt: We found you, we win!

Luna: DARN IT!! EVERY TIME!!

Celestia: C'mon home. I made this for you!

Bolt: Let's take them início first!

So upon dropping Cadance and Shining off, Celestia pulls out a pocket- sized bike, and upon pressing a button, it turns into a full-sized bike with Luna's as cores on it, and her cutie mark on the front. It was a Mach Bike, and she was already going crazy.

Luna: Race ya home? I can get início before you do!

Bolt: *already heading home* Way ahead of you! Adios!

The main six see Luna racing against Bolt and Celestia, and decide to cadastrar-se in. There goes pónei, pônei Kart.....Should there be a fanfic about this? I bet I'll make the best one!
posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 ano later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN YOU SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... you gonna buy suco, suco de for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have you two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout you screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire armas at Dan*
Dan: Wrong mover *grabs molotov*...
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aguardente de maçã & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pónei, pônei working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't you tell me?
Sneak Peak: You were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: You know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can you check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are you Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised you have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!
Hattan:...
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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that arco iris, arco-íris Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do you want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: oi Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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aguardente de maçã & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his segundo highest ranked pónei, pônei to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: You two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. You better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't you use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting you guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pónei, pônei 4: *drives...
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aguardente de maçã past the rest of the dia with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole dia with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she said goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back início to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...
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posted by fefe2002
My little pónei, pônei what is friendship is a series like my little pónei, pônei friendship is magic its about a pónei, pônei named bubble gum and she has so many friends and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with friends she still likes to learn mais about friendship.However she likes to give mais happiness to her friends than she has ever done.




and that's my new series so if you want mais information just post on my mural the perguntas you want to ask me :)
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious dia in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled por common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing por her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The pónei, pônei in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls por MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West por applejackrocks, Peppermint por DisneyFan333, Score Heights por Quillabex, Sugar nuvem por misscrazel, and Cakey Cake por yours truly. I hope you all enjoy this.)

It was a great dia in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. You see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some friends over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake show against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...
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Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan you stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck you do there
Dan - I here to defend you from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... you just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN YOU KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...
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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: aguardente de maçã watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need mais ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have you surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the unicórnios horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they said they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: You think? If you're lying I'll kill you myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No you won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told you to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck you hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to you like that.
Applejack: You didn't have...
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Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held por a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks arco iris, arco-íris Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach you not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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 Yes I did make a título screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the anterior H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arco iris, arco-íris Dash appeared,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte dia Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded por an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...
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