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 arco iris, arco-íris in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they dividido, dividir up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they were driving. Eventually, it gets them nowhere, so they stop to ask Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor for help, and.....

Cadance: I would amor to help, but your car's kinda small....

Shining: Got room for one more?

Bolt: I'm not sure! Hey, what's this little switch? *click*

Bolt's Wild Wing expanded to allow room for two people, as did Celestia's Daytripper.

Celestia: What the!? Did you do that, Bolt?

Bolt: Please don't be mad at me.

Celestia: Your'e a genius!! Let's get looking!

Shining: You sure you know how to drive this thing?

Bolt: Yep. Just put on your assento belt, 'cause it's about to get crazy!!

Shining: I beg your pardo-WHOAAAA!!

So they dash around town looking everywhere, with no luck. Then they suddenly saw something in the large bush-two big green eyes.

Celestia: AHA!! GOTCHA!!!

Setting the arbusto, bush on fire, Luna rockets into the air with her butt on fire.

Luna: AYE AYE AYE!!! What's the big idea!? Oh....You won't catch me!!

Bolt: Wanna bet?

Luna gets caught por Bolt after two minutos of chasing!

Bolt: We found you, we win!

Luna: DARN IT!! EVERY TIME!!

Celestia: C'mon home. I made this for you!

Bolt: Let's take them início first!

So upon dropping Cadance and Shining off, Celestia pulls out a pocket- sized bike, and upon pressing a button, it turns into a full-sized bike with Luna's as cores on it, and her cutie mark on the front. It was a Mach Bike, and she was already going crazy.

Luna: Race ya home? I can get início before you do!

Bolt: *already heading home* Way ahead of you! Adios!

The main six see Luna racing against Bolt and Celestia, and decide to cadastrar-se in. There goes pónei, pônei Kart.....Should there be a fanfic about this? I bet I'll make the best one!
aleatório dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artigo of aleatório Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorito party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artigo interlocks with the anterior one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the seguinte few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth mural breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped por a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
Rarity: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled por one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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Source: 8u
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Source: 8u
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: You wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's víbora
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do you enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do you think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real frases por me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no mais than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing mais to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong dia mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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