It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but lost his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! You let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!! What are you doing up there?!?
Mirage: *grabs Culpepper*
Sean: Give us the money!
Culpepper: NO!
cab drivers: GIve us the money! We have a lousy job!
Culpepper: That's your problem!!
Shining Armor: I'll grab the suitcase!! *opens it*
oops
ponies: oi look, money! *grab it*
Sean: CULPEPPER!!!!
Culpepper: Yes?
ponies: *grab money*
Twilight: Man that's MY MONEY!! *hits other pony*
Culpepper: If you didn't chase me we wouldn't be in this!

The stairs we were soon on collapsed, and we were holding on to a dangling part of metal, 900 feet above the ground.

All: HELP!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Oh no
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie PIE: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!
firefighters: *arrive in firetruck* Raise the ladder!
firefighter 1: *goes up*
Spike: Finally!!
firefighter 1: Now be careful. Only one at a time
all: Yeah yeah whatever *get on at once*

The ladder then started to lose control, and moved on all over the place

city band: *play funny music*
Sam: AHH *flies off*

He ended up in someone's apartment, and landed in a bed. Two peices of glass were in his back.

Shining Armor: *falls in river*
firefighters: This is intense! WE CAN'T CONTROL IT!!
cab driver 2: *falls off*

This cabby landed on a statue of some scary pónei, pônei made out of concrete, and rubber.

The other cab driver landed on a taxi cab. How ironic.

Mirage: I WON"T LET GO *falls on tree*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports in midair* Oh boy *falls on ground*
Spike: *falls toward building* RARITY!!
Culpepper: *flies into pet store*

All of the stallions ended up in the hospital after the events of losing money.

Sean: Well, I hope you're happy with yourself.
Sam: We had $475,000 in our hands. You just let it go.
Mirage: How do you feel?
Culpepper: I feel depressed. If it makes any of you feel better, here's how my life is going so far. My wife is divorcing me, I'm going to jail, and because of what I've done, you all get off scot free.
Shining Armor: I wish there was some way to make us smile.
Sean: Yeah *eating banana*

When I finished my banana I threw the peel on the floor, then came Twilight with the rest of the mares.

Twilight: Man listen here you basterds! Thanks to you, we- *slips on banana peel*
nurses: *try to help*
Twilight: MAN LET ME GO!! I DON'T NEED HELP!!!
all: *laugh*

To here the theme song to this fanfic go to.... link

Cars made fun of

Buick - Flim
Cadillac - Coltillac
Chevrolet - Chevronet
Dodge itself
Ford - Flam
Mercedez Benz - Marecedez
Mercury - Marecury
Plymouth - Hoofington
Pontiac - Canterlot
Volkswagen - Vriendscoupe
Willys - Fillys

Special thanks to

Nocturnal Mirage for allowing me to use his OC
Alinah09, and Applejackrocks1 for their kind comments.

The End

A Seanthehedgehog fanfic

tailsfan111 and NocturnalMirage like this

NocturnalMirage oh, I did not realize there was another part when I made my comments on the previous one! Anyways, it was an awesome story and you made me laugh so hard on Pinkie's NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN segment! I truly enjoyed every part of it! Wait... let me look into my crystal globe... yes... I see it clearly now... some props coming to your way... :)

alinah_09 You did an Awesome job! Hope you make more of these! XD

Seanthehedgehog Thanks you two.

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1...PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong dia mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did you hear in the office when you tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, you caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, you know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time you even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got you that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? You seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pónei, pônei visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to encontro, data her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* You tell her what you think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their seguinte assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* You cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger said he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He said you were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with you now, but if you keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have you fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle seguinte to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular dia at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutos of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing mais tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: You wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask you a question. What do you know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are you asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat bolo de copo On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the bolo de copo factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pónei, pônei riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arco iris, arco-íris Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious dia for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pónei, pônei version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to procurar for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars you could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and her friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond cachorros arrived, they roubou the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the de praia, praia with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and you unicórnios can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever roubou our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what you wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, or a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a aleatório BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H oi Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear aguardente de maçã wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I amor you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Rarity, and aguardente de maçã got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: You didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, you see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

seguinte morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings sino on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis por helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on topo, início of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits seguinte to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed por a town por there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...