A taxi stopped at a store on the street, and out of the cab came Spike, and Rarity.
driver: That'll be $2.90
Spike: Here's $3, keep the change, but wait here for us.
driver: Sure.
Spike: Come on let's go.
Rarity: I'm following!
store owner: Sorry you two, we're closing.
Spike: All we need is a pick, and shovel!
store owner: Fine. Get what you need.
Rarity: I can't find any of them.
Spike: I found it. Let's go!
employee: *locks door*
store owner: *turns off lights*
Rarity: What happened?
Spike: We're locked in! NOOOOOOOOO
Pinkie Pie: *barrel rolls plane*
Fluttershy: Hello?! Anyone?! help
Pinkie Pie: Say it louder!!
Fluttershy: HELPP! No one can hear me!
Pinkie Pie: I can hear you!
Fluttershy: I don't care if you can hear me! HELLO????
Sean: *driving without tire*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We only have three tires.
Sean: So? *loses control*
They soon ended up jumping out of the car just before it went over a cliff.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AHHHHHH!! *attacks Sean*
Sean: soierjgtot9ahieguseen *kicks arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Culpepper: How's the race going?
cop 2: Not too bad. Spike, and Rarity got stuck in a store.
Culpepper: Now how the buck did they do that?
cop 2: No one saw them enter, and they got stuck inside.
Culpepper: Should we help them?
cop 2: No. They got in, they can get out.
Culpepper: But a baby dragon is stuck in there.
Cop 2: A DRAGON?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Pinkie Pie: *flying like retard*
Fluttershy: HELP! WE CAN'T GET DOWN!!!
control tower ponies: Relax. There are four of us, and we will help you.
Pinkie Pie: JA! We got a reply!!
Fluttershy: Ponies on the ground? This is us in the air, we need your help getting down! wait a minute, there's no reply coming from them!
CTP 1: You have to talk into the mic while holding the button, and let go of it when you finish.
Fluttershy: I got it.
Twilight: Man if you didn't crash into my car, we wouldn't be in this predicament!
Mirage: *stops truck* That's it. I'm not dealing with you anymore!
Twilight: What about how gentlecolts don't slap mares?!
Shining Armor: Hold on sis! I'ma comin!!
Mirage: *pulls Twilight out of truck*
The truck then started to roll down a hill
Twilight: Man I got this *teleports behind truck*
truck: *hits Twilight*
Mirage: *runs after truck*
Twilight: I glad to be a cartoon!
Shining Armor: I'm going for ya Twilight!!
Sam: *stops car* Wait a minute! That's a river!
colt: YEah.
Sam: You expect me to drive through that?!
colt: come on!
cop 1: Sir? Your wife is on the line.
Culpepper: Wonderful *walks to office*
cop 2: This can't be good.
cop 1: He seemed happy.
Culpepper: Hello sweetheart?
wife: Our daughter left the house.
Culpepper: What do you mean she left the house?
Wife: She's at the train station.
Culpepper: I'll call her. *picks up other phone*
Spike: I know how to get outta here! *sets door on fire*
Rarity: Oh jeez!
Sean & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *hit each other* OW
Mirage: Look what you've done!
Twilight: Man this was your fault.
Mirage: Whatever *drives without Twilight*
Twilight: *teleports in truck*
Sam: Fine! I'll drive. *drives into river* IT'S TOO DEEP!! TOO DEEP!!! You rotten foal!
colt: *waves goodbye*
Culpepper: *puts phones together* You two talk it out!!
cop 1: What happened sir?
Culpepper: Mares!!
part of the theme song
So be a happy fellow!
Be a tomboy
Do anything!
Get off the shelf, and enjoy yourself
It's a mad Mad MAD MAD!!
It's a mad It's a mad It's a mad It's a mad
WORLD!!
driver: That'll be $2.90
Spike: Here's $3, keep the change, but wait here for us.
driver: Sure.
Spike: Come on let's go.
Rarity: I'm following!
store owner: Sorry you two, we're closing.
Spike: All we need is a pick, and shovel!
store owner: Fine. Get what you need.
Rarity: I can't find any of them.
Spike: I found it. Let's go!
employee: *locks door*
store owner: *turns off lights*
Rarity: What happened?
Spike: We're locked in! NOOOOOOOOO
Pinkie Pie: *barrel rolls plane*
Fluttershy: Hello?! Anyone?! help
Pinkie Pie: Say it louder!!
Fluttershy: HELPP! No one can hear me!
Pinkie Pie: I can hear you!
Fluttershy: I don't care if you can hear me! HELLO????
Sean: *driving without tire*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We only have three tires.
Sean: So? *loses control*
They soon ended up jumping out of the car just before it went over a cliff.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AHHHHHH!! *attacks Sean*
Sean: soierjgtot9ahieguseen *kicks arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Culpepper: How's the race going?
cop 2: Not too bad. Spike, and Rarity got stuck in a store.
Culpepper: Now how the buck did they do that?
cop 2: No one saw them enter, and they got stuck inside.
Culpepper: Should we help them?
cop 2: No. They got in, they can get out.
Culpepper: But a baby dragon is stuck in there.
Cop 2: A DRAGON?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Pinkie Pie: *flying like retard*
Fluttershy: HELP! WE CAN'T GET DOWN!!!
control tower ponies: Relax. There are four of us, and we will help you.
Pinkie Pie: JA! We got a reply!!
Fluttershy: Ponies on the ground? This is us in the air, we need your help getting down! wait a minute, there's no reply coming from them!
CTP 1: You have to talk into the mic while holding the button, and let go of it when you finish.
Fluttershy: I got it.
Twilight: Man if you didn't crash into my car, we wouldn't be in this predicament!
Mirage: *stops truck* That's it. I'm not dealing with you anymore!
Twilight: What about how gentlecolts don't slap mares?!
Shining Armor: Hold on sis! I'ma comin!!
Mirage: *pulls Twilight out of truck*
The truck then started to roll down a hill
Twilight: Man I got this *teleports behind truck*
truck: *hits Twilight*
Mirage: *runs after truck*
Twilight: I glad to be a cartoon!
Shining Armor: I'm going for ya Twilight!!
Sam: *stops car* Wait a minute! That's a river!
colt: YEah.
Sam: You expect me to drive through that?!
colt: come on!
cop 1: Sir? Your wife is on the line.
Culpepper: Wonderful *walks to office*
cop 2: This can't be good.
cop 1: He seemed happy.
Culpepper: Hello sweetheart?
wife: Our daughter left the house.
Culpepper: What do you mean she left the house?
Wife: She's at the train station.
Culpepper: I'll call her. *picks up other phone*
Spike: I know how to get outta here! *sets door on fire*
Rarity: Oh jeez!
Sean & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *hit each other* OW
Mirage: Look what you've done!
Twilight: Man this was your fault.
Mirage: Whatever *drives without Twilight*
Twilight: *teleports in truck*
Sam: Fine! I'll drive. *drives into river* IT'S TOO DEEP!! TOO DEEP!!! You rotten foal!
colt: *waves goodbye*
Culpepper: *puts phones together* You two talk it out!!
cop 1: What happened sir?
Culpepper: Mares!!
part of the theme song
So be a happy fellow!
Be a tomboy
Do anything!
Get off the shelf, and enjoy yourself
It's a mad Mad MAD MAD!!
It's a mad It's a mad It's a mad It's a mad
WORLD!!
Princess Luna
