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The last solstice - Chapter 8: Celestial monologues II.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 8: Celestial monologues II.

What is this noise again? Something’s happening down there… The Guards are on alert.

WHO CARES? IT’S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE, REMEMBER?

But…

THERE ARE NO BUTS. STAY OUT OF IT!

She’s right, Tia. Luna will take care of it. You’re seguro here.

But those are… changelings… they’re attacking the city!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT: NOTHING! THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOOD FOR!

Think about it! There’s nothing you can do!

I am the Princess of the Sun! I…

OH SORRY TO INTERUPT “PRINCESS”, BUT NEED I REMIND YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING?

Ha ha ha ha! Oh yes, that’s right! Stay here and cover your ears! Otherwise somepony ends up dead again!

I… I…

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PATHETIC YOU SOUND?

You have sworn to never use your magic again, Cel. Keep it that way. It’s the best for everypony.

YEAH! AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK! DON’T TRY TO PLAY THE HEROINE HERE! YOU’RE NOT GOOD AT IT! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TEN YEARS AGO, AND YOU BLEW IT!!!

Stay out of it Celly. You don’t want anypony to get hurt because of you now, do you?

No… never again.

Good girl. See, that’s why we are here… To keep you from doing something silly.

THAT’S RIGHT! ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, KILLER! NOW SIT ON YOUR FLANK AND STAY QUIET!

Yes, nopony can hurt you here. Don’t worry about the changelings. Luna will handle it. She always does.

Yes… you’re right. I won’t make the same mistake twice.

ONE MISTAKE OF YOURS WAS DEVESTATING ENOUGH!!!

I’ve paid for my sins.

PAID?!!! WELL, I’D LIKE TO ASK A FEW PONIES ABOUT THAT!!!

Wait, did you hear that?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!

No, seriously, she’s right. I hear it too!

WHAT IS IT NOW?!

I think there’s a fight going on in the hallway. Come on, Tia, go to the door, I want to hear it!

LOOK ALIVE!!!

I’m going, I’m going, just leave me alone…

Uh, that was a nasty crash…

FINALLY, OUR LITTLE GUARD PUTS HIMSELF INTO GOOD USE!

I sense another entity… a changeling…

OH YOU DON’T SAY?!

Awww…. the guard is hurt…

What?! I must do something!

YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Wait, wait, wait! Do you sense that?!

HAH, I’LL BE DAMNED!

We already are, but yeah...Tia, didn’t you say he was an earth pony?

Yes he is…

THEN DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY IS HE USING MAGIC?!

I don’t know… I’ve never sensed anything like it…

Me neither.

OKAY, I HATE TO AGREE WITH THE KILLER, BUT NEITHER HAVE I.

Hehe, he’s defeated the changeling.

But his powers are drained!

HUSH! OWWW, HE’S IN TROUBLE NOW! THERE’S FIVE MORE.

What?! Let me help!

HA HA HA HA! LIKE ANYPONY WOULD WANT YOUR HELP, MURDERER!

Seriously, Tia. We’ve been over this.

I won’t just sit here, while somepony gets torn apart in front of my door!

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!

No! I feel he’s weakening! I must help!

No, don’t open the door! He’ll see you!

NO, HE CANNOT SEE ME! NOPONY CAN!!!

Think about this, Cel! He’ll reject you, like all the others!

HE’LL THINK I’M A MONSTER!!! I’M NOT A MONSTER!!! I’M NOT A MONSTER!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!!! I’M NOT A MONSTER!!!

I’m not a monster…

I’m not a monster…

DON’T YOU DARE OPEN THAT DOOR!!!

Listen to her! This is not your fight! Stay out of this!

I… I… I must help!

Do not open the door! Do not expose yourself!

NOOOOO!!!! EQUESTRIA HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR HELP! YOU’RE USELESS!

Maybe I am. But I’m going to save this pónei, pônei if it’s the last thing I do!

FINE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! SOON, YOU’LL SUFFER mais THAN YOU’VE EVER IMAGINED AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT!!!

Be gone!

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...

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Sweet maçã, maçã, apple Massicure Spoof Part 3

posted by Canada24

This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..

Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe you can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what you ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of you in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest estrela Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. Or to be mais specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...

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A natal Story Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: You wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A flor that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...

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A natal Story Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile

Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a cadela, puta would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. por the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the dia was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty minutos until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward you with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If you shoot S.C....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, or things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...

MAPLEQUEST 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

bordo, maple looked out at the mesa, tabela and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" bordo, maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. bordo, maple looked where Gummy was, right por her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" bordo, maple asked. She looked around and then the cozinha caught on fire. bordo, maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. Or at least, for Maple.

Sonic Sunbeam

added by bluefire700

Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I said last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick bunda with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...

Candy-Heart's Bio

posted by SpiritTheCat

Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied coração on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confeitaria, produtos de confeitaria goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. por the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need you to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train seguinte to Nikki's train*
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nancy

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

(This is the segundo time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't you remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a ano or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the...

Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right

Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! You overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...