Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 4 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rarity & aguardente de maçã were having a conversation when...

Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap aguardente de maçã & Rarity*
Sean: oi Dash can you get aguardente de maçã for me?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist pónei, pônei 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.

Inside the ship

Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are you gonna do to me? Why do you hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set you on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: oi Applejack? Sean wants you to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?

arco iris, arco-íris Dash brought the traitors to be punished.

Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: arco iris, arco-íris Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea you give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order you to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a seguro spot for this.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *locks map in safe*

Then we continued sailing until something stopped us, but that will be told later on.

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Fluttershy to the Rescue!

posted by mariofan14

(Before this story begins, let me tell you that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell you all. As you may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope you enjoy this one. Thanks for leitura this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great dia in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some comida for herself and her animal friends in and near her...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't mover out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - You sure you killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? oi my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - You guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...

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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...

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PONIES!

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...

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aleatório dialectics: Pinkie Pie - A fine coquetel of crazy... or is it?

posted by NocturnalMirage

aleatório dialectics

Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artigo of aleatório Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorito party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artigo interlocks with the anterior one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the seguinte few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth mural breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...

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morango swirl

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped por a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Now hurry up, and...

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
Rarity: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled por one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...