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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill por Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every pónei, pônei was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, por running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile aguardente de maçã jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw her Desert Eagle at another nazi, grabbed an MP40 from the one she killed, and blew the brains out of that nazi. "They have to be here somewhere." Twilight shouted, trying to find the elements with Rarity. arco iris, arco-íris Dash and Fluttershy were watching guard. "How come you have two guns?" asked Fluttershy. "How come you have a big gun?" arco iris, arco-íris Dash asked pointing at the Thompson her yellow friend was carrying. While they were switching weapons, they noticed Robotnik heading towards them. "I've got you now!" Robotnik said, "I've got you!" Sonic said pushing Robotnik so that he missed the ponies he was shooting at. "You goddamn rodent!" he shouted "You made me miss!" Sonic just stared and said, "That was the plan." With Robotnik focused on the elements of harmony, he saw Twilight and Rarity carrying the box that contained the six magic weapons. "Give them to me!" Robotnik shouted as he flew past arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Fluttershy pushing them out of his way. The two pegasus ponies got back up, and started shooting at the man with the laranja mustache.
Activating his shield, Robotnik laughed and gave the four ponies, plus a blue hedgehog the finger. "Now," Robotnik said smiling, "About those elements of harmony. I'll be taking them. So fuck you." "Fuck you!" arco iris, arco-íris Dash shouted, and with one mighty kick she deactivated the shield. Robotnik still got the elements, and flew away. Sonic jumped and grabbed them back, while kicking Robotnik out of his flying machine. Robotnik shouted, and fell to the ground. He was still alive, but he was injured badly. "I'll deal with Robuttnik, you get the elements of harmony to the others." Sonic said. With the four ponies leaving to find their friends Sonic walked towards his bald headed foe. Then he did a spindash slicing Robotnik in half. "So long RobotDick." said the bloody Sonic.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do you think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, mais mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the topo, início of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking progressivo, para a frente to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, por having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pónei, pônei 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pónei, pônei 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting seguinte to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dia February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset por what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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