This is Desiree Luciano speaking. Perhaps you know me. I am the girl drooling on the T.V every dia over you. Yes I thought it would ring a bell.
Ahem.
I could go on all dia about how amazingly beautiful you are (with your piercing blue eyes, blondish hair and sexy cheekbones) or how under-appreciated you are in the show (if I were Nina I would be camping outside your door every.single.night.) but I won't. No, instead, I am cordially inviting you to our wedding.

Oh you didn't know we were getting married? Oh it's fine. You'll amor me.