OK, So here´s the rules:

The story starts with three words, and you will answe it with three words, and so forwards. Like

Someone Stole My
Shoe! I really
Need it for
The big ball
tonight at school!

You get the point
(LOL, sucky story inspired by something that happened to me: i lost my shoe :Þ)

Anyways. Our story starts with:

Oh My God.

Good luck!
(BTW, you can remove or replase full stops or commas.)