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Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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“Sometimes, when a person has suffered extreme physical or psychological trauma (including massive stress), they will assume the fetal position or a similar position in which the back is curved forward, the legs are brought up as tightly against the abdomen as possible, the head is bowed as close to the abdomen as possible, and the arms are wrapped around the head to prevent further trauma.” (Wikipedia)


Fetal Position has been my favourite episode of House MD for a very long time now. I have an incredible bias towards the episode because it is one of the few episodes where Cuddy’s character...
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Time for some analysis y'all!



I'm gonna just jump right in here with my thoughts. I have many.



Amber, The Psyche

Hallucination Amber is a little creepier than the live version of Amber that we knew in season 4. But she is merely a representation of House's subconscious, that has been manifested due to his feelings of guilt. To me, it is obvious why this has happened:

1) House is the master of guilt suppression. He regularly does things that the average person would feel incredibly guilty about. But House shoves that away deep inside his brain. That isn't to say that he doesn't feel guilty; it just...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many mais are beginning to be discovered
I will list the ships,and tell you some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong list of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by awesomeradish
This may seem kind of irrelevant to people that are later in/have finished the series, but I'm currently on episode 10 of season 3, and thought I'd share my insight on the relationship between Dr House and defective Detective Michael Tritter.

I'm finding these two characters' interaction to be the most interesting in the series yet - not because of clashing personalities, but because of their astounding similarities. Comparing them in terms of motive and how they execute achieving it, they are basically identical.

If you go back an episode or two before Tritter is introduced, House is harassing...
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posted by nothin_ooses
First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for leitura and fixing my composição literária since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank you guys who is still there leitura this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope you like this chapter and sorry for the late.


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Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right seguinte the old and crank cama inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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Hey everybody. I hope you enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when you finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be mais chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered por the wind was the only thing you could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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so por popular demand: i will post this in stages, but be aware: its gonna be a bit before ITS ALL DONE, and it makes mais sense to read it all at once

those of you who have read and answeredlink know what im talking about

this is parts 1,2,and 3
part 4 will be the LONGEST

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE leave comments and give constructive critizism, so i can improve whats yet to be written

anyway without further delay i present to you:
MURDER at PPTH
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The moon sparkled over clouds turning twists about the sky. Shades of champagne crept in patterns and definitive...
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People were shocked to see that very coração breaking episode ( season 5 episode 20) where Dr Kutner was found in his apartment with blood everywhere, and his gun seguinte to him. Why did the writers of House m.d make this happen? It's because the actor, Kal Penn, has taken up to a job in the White House, as the associate director in the office of public liaison. This big change will be an exciting new adventure to the cast and crew of House m.d. i am very excited to see what the writers of House will do seguinte in the series I hope it will be shoking and keep me on the edge of my seat. This is a very,...
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posted by Elizabeth0
You may call him Gregory House, Dr. House, House, M.D, sexy as hell, or simply House…or maybe you just call him that jerk of a doctor on that show from Fox.Despite his drug addiction, blatant disregard for the well-being of his patients (or anyone else for that matter), and the, well, selfish, annoying...JERKY things he says and does...
We amor him.

Who knows why?

Maybe it's because we realize, like Dr. Cameron, that Gregory House needs amor mais than anyone.
While he is the type of person you can laugh at on T.V., if your life really was on the line and you were treated like that, I think panic...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if you would like me to continue to part 2.
The seguinte ten minutos felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an ambulância bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the arbusto, bush kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by anaperez007
I just wrote this to say thanks to all the fãs who make our addiction to House possible.

All of you that are posting news, links, pictures, articles, vídeos and all sorts of things that make us laugh, cry and all the feelings that House make us feel.

All of you that are searching for news or things that you want to show to all the fans.

All of you that are making vídeos to post in the spot.

All of you that are making funny images.

All of you that are composição literária amazing articles.

All of you that are posting where to watch House onlie.

All of you that are posting spoilers.

All of you that want to know the fan`s opinion with the picks.

All of you that are conting how many fãs have our spot.

All of you that are joining this spot.

All I can say is THANKS FOR ALL OF YOU!!!
 Claps For all of You!!!!!
Claps For all of You!!!!!
I'm trying to compile a huge list of frases - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant conselhos Wilson offers. frases from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of frases there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if you have anything you want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope you enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please comment any you may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 You Can't Always Get What You Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have por now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What You Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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House Cast

* Hugh Laurie: Dr. Greg House
* Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
* Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
* Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
* Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman
* Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
* Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
* Edi Gathegi: Dr. Jeffrey Cole
* Olivia Wilde: Thirteen
* Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

House Credits

* David Foster: Writer
* Joel Thompson: Writer
* John Mankiewicz: Writer
* Lawrence Kaplow: Writer
* Leonard Dick: Writer
* Matt Witten: Writer
* Michael R. Perry: Writer
* Pamela Davis: Writer
* Sara B. Cooper: Writer
* Sara Hess: Writer
* Thomas...
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We are gathered here today to whine about the death of a beloved tv series: House MD. Many fãs have agreed that it was time for Dr Gregory House to retire kicking bunda and saving lives. Many other fãs knelt to the ground, raised their fists to the sky and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" through hysterical tears. Others still were somewhere inbetween not caring and emotional numbness. Personally, I'm pretty sure I rapid-cycled through four of the Five Stages of Grief in about span of about one minute...

It was fitting that I should find out this horrible news via Fanpop. links popped up...
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 The moment the entire episode was leading up to
The moment the entire episode was leading up to
I’m devastated like I’m sure many of you are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some amor it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the show decided to explore. This artigo is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...
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posted by mrshouse62689
Found this list somewhere awhile atrás and I had posted it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in amor with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: Informed Consent (#3.3)" (2006)
Dr. Allison Cameron: [surprised] You have your cane....
Dr. Gregory House: What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...

Ezra Powell: I don't regret what I did. Informed consent - patient rights - holds back research.
[Cameron, viciously and quickly, slices a piece of skin off Powell's arm. Powell cries out in pain]
Ezra Powell: What the hell are you doing?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Informed consent is holding back our diagnosis.

Dr. Gregory House: [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have...
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