Guess who is the new Miss pinguim Mexico...

Buck Rockgut and I have been working on this together for a while. it's time you knew the truth.

Imagine, if you can, the world as it was in Nineteen hundred and fifty-six. Humans were wearing large skirts, Bermuda shorts and suits ( though not at the same time). African colonies rebelled against British control, the cold War was just beginning to get interesting, and the fear of Russian Reds was unfolding In America.I was young, a bit naive, much like my nephew is now, and i was eager to impress my boss. I was a trainee for an brand new International all Animal agency founded por a much younger...

Skipper woke up and saw how Lucile was making everyone’s breakfast.
Skipper: You're up early, I'm usually the first one.
Lucile: Yes, I thought I'd make everyone's breakfast before they woke up. Here's your breakfast por the way.
Skipper: Thanks, smells delicious.
Lucile: You’re welcome. Now I'll have to make Private, Gallis and Chad's breakfasts, they'll be waking up in an hour.

At 10:00 everyone was sitting around the pond, enjoying their meal, giving Lucile lots of compliments on her cooking skills.
Lucile: Thank you. Got them from my mother.
Private: por the way, when did you have your breakfast?...