" WHY IS ROBERT SO FREAKING HOT? " 

5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.

*kicks his crotch, throws up on him, then runs away*

If a guy, any guy I might be interested in -certainly, not RPatzz- told me he doesn't like showers, hygiene is for sissies or anything like that, I'd lose interest, period. I don't like my men reeking. I can understand the soft smell of sweat after [insert NC-17 scene here], but that's it.

He's never said hygeine is for sissies. What's wrong with admitting you hate showers? They're not the most fun activity. Doesn't mean he doesn't do it.

But how the hell is he responsible for the whole 'vampires are hot' epidemic? Vampires have been thought of that way before Twilight.

I know he didn't say it, fortunately. I'm not quoting him. And maybe he's purposefully deceptive, but he makes his "I don't like showers" appear like he's meaning "I haven't had one in ages!"

As for the "vamps are hot" thing, I agree, but people's memory is short-spanned... Or maybe we come from a different galaxy...

"But how the hell is he responsible for the whole 'vampires are hot' epidemic? Vampires have been thought of that way before Twilight."

Yeah,I don't get it either. :/

I think he's pretty ugly, I don't see where this hype came over him. :/ I mean yeah I could understand if SOME girls found him attractive (though I personally don't agree), but he's practically a phenomena. And I CERTAINLY don't think he deserves that much attention.

1.) Okay, where was I when he supposedly did this? He's attempting to hop on the vampire bandwagon. If I were on it, I would have elbowed him in the face off MY FUCKING WAGON a long time ago.
2.) Again...what? I never seen him as any sort of bad boy. People like Tom Felton and Ian Somerhalder are the ones with the 'bad boy' persona (they may not even be bad boys, you just see them like that). I've always seen Pattinson as either one of those good guys who are nice but not enough to win you from the actual bad boy persona guys, or a hobo(90-95% of the time it's this one).
3.) I WILL ADMIT...I'm a sucker for British guys. But the older ones, like Alan. :) (OH DEAR GOD I LOVE ALAN) I fangirl over the older men, not this pipsqueak! I like em with experience! (...Acting experience. Of course that's what I meant!)
4.) He couldn't sing to save his life. I've heard, I know.
5.) Katiecain, I understand what you're saying. Not everyone likes taking showers, but they still do anyway. But there is kind of proof that he actually DOESN'T take showers (i.e. anytime he's not in one of the Twilight movies; the answer's in his hair. You could cook McDonald's fries with that grease!). And even just the thought immediately puts me off. He could be the sweetest guy in the world. I don't care. I'm not touching your greased up corn dog, honey.

Thanks for posting this, rachaelwsz!

I agree with LadyLilith and Tom Felton is one heck of actor ;D