This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have you done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and you don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, or you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles seguinte to aguardente de maçã as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how you feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are you now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: You had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as aguardente de maçã set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* You better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* seguinte time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need you to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like you told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here you dumb bunda motherfucker, pay up, or die.
Bon Bon: *Gives aguardente de maçã a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing aguardente de maçã carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down seguinte to a well.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but aguardente de maçã tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Well, you can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three segundos after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I know the answer. What have you been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear you say that you believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are you trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps you can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of bolo de copo she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get you baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are you assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did you use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can you use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, you askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. You gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. You know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and maçã, apple appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of you have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have you done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and you don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, or you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles seguinte to aguardente de maçã as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how you feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are you now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: You had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as aguardente de maçã set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* You better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* seguinte time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need you to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like you told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here you dumb bunda motherfucker, pay up, or die.
Bon Bon: *Gives aguardente de maçã a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing aguardente de maçã carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down seguinte to a well.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but aguardente de maçã tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Well, you can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three segundos after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I know the answer. What have you been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear you say that you believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are you trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps you can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of bolo de copo she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get you baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are you assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did you use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can you use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, you askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. You gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. You know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and maçã, apple appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of you have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
