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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice dia in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: por atuação like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! You have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, you get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only pónei, pônei that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. You know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: You read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes mais damage.

But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.

Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* You sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are you fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. You never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does atuação like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help you look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. You have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!

Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up mais along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping you would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else you want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank you for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.

Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.

Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another pónei, pônei to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*

At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.

Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*

Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.

Coffee Creme: Great work you fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. You had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.

The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was mais dirty than hurt.

Back at Cheyenne

Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see you again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a pónei, pônei you haven't met named Stylo. You have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused por Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for you at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*

At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.

Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* oi Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't you know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. You never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* You can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. You really should apologize to Stylo after what you said to him.
Gordon: How do you know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*

After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.

Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how you let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that you got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, you must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: You got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*

As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.

Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. You are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless you want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry you had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
 Robotnik: Pingas!
Robotnik: Pingas!
I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his comment about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes you wonder rather or not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my clubes cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what you would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was given a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best frases of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're mais ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... OR I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here you go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, you can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the amargo, amarga pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But you asked me to amor you and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to amor you and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...
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#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..


#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as you get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make you murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, por being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..


#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..


#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...
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DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful comments towards on going people for no reason?

Game show host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed por the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true as cores and betrays Niko por trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling antro, den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined por the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court por the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you said your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog por a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These filmes are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me mais into it.

So yeah.

amor IT!!
 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) oi cowboy? You mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, you DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of you left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where you guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the anterior H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" hora

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the dia off. So we got you another pónei, pônei to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new pónei, pônei was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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