Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)
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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with you instead of killing you straight away.
And laughing his bunda off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..
#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid bunda TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's mais on actually being "scary" than being gross..
#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of showing jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him said she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..
#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..
#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..
#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If you watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..
#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..
#8: TRICK OR TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..
#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed por a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my perfil to see why this is such a great thing :)
#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
FRIDAY THE 13th:
I amor Jason Voorhees, but the actual filmes themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..
FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with you instead of killing you straight away.
And laughing his bunda off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..
#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid bunda TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's mais on actually being "scary" than being gross..
#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of showing jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him said she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..
#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..
#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..
#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If you watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..
#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..
#8: TRICK OR TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..
#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed por a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my perfil to see why this is such a great thing :)
#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
FRIDAY THE 13th:
I amor Jason Voorhees, but the actual filmes themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..
FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even mais then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fã fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even mais then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fã fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorito Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story por him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The título is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story por him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The título is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..