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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.. Rest his sole.. Was a diamond minor.. Got up at sunset, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went... For that wonderfu- (interrupted por the prisoner screaming and trying to get out of he furnace).. Wonderful man.. The company, was, God!... I gave that same presence, to my grand business "here"... And I expect all of you to do the same... Now.. There are only 3 company rules you have to follow... (sits on the furnace) First.. Protect my product... You can fuck them boys but be gentle (crowd cheers)... Second.. Kill any Native on sight!... Finally.. All profits go to "me"... (gets off the furnace), I'm an understanding boss.. (lights match) but if you break even "one" of these rules... (sets the furnace on fogo horribly killing the man inside it)... I'll roast you in the furnace till you skin crackles, like chicken." Hoyt said, disturbingly calm the entire time.

Carly had to admit, Hoyt is a lot mais intimating than she thought. If he could do something like that to one of his own men without even blinking an eye, than who knows what he'll do to her if he learns of her identity.

"Anyway.. We have a special this month.. Your very island, for the HEAD of Carly Townley!" Hoyt cried enthusiastically, the requites cheering, and the guards firing a few shots into the air to help with the enthusiasm.

Shortly after this, Hoyt left the stage and was out of sight.

"What do we do now?" Packie whispered to Carly.

"We gotta get close to Hoyt" Carly replied.

"We can always kill Carly" Packie joked.

"Yes, hawhaw" Carly said sarcastically.

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After a few days, Carly and finally earned Hoyt's respect. And was was asked to go meet him in his office.

"I'll be wait out here" Packie quietly said to her, hoping she'll take comfort out of that. She did.. A little at least. She went into Hoyt's office. She wanted to kill him wait there, get it over with. But if she did, but there's no way in hell she would get away with that. Plus she would not be able to pull any weapons without alerting Hoyt, who would instantly kill her in result.

"Foster right?" Hoyt asked.

"That's me" Carly said, remembering that she's in disguise.

"Sit, please" Hoyt said, politely pointing at one of the chairs.

Carly did sat down, trying not to look as nervous as she was.

Hoyt took out a cigar from his pack, and lit it with a lighter.

"Want one" He asked.

"No thanks, I don't smoke" Carly replied.

"Figured as much" Hoyt chuckled, putting the cigar pack in one of his escrivaninha, mesa drawers.

"So.. It's impressive what you did.. Killing those Natives" Hoyt said.

"Yes.. They were scum" Carly said, hiding how upset the event made her. But at least Dennis wasn't there, she probably would of been forced to kill him, in order for this charade to work.

Hoyt stood up, standing seguinte to her, with that creepy stare of his.

"So?.. hobbies?.. Cooking, painting, movies.. Crystal meth... What are yours?" Hoyt asked.

"... I like to hunt" Carly said, trying to keep in character.

"Ahh.. I'm a hunter myself. The noblest of professions, isn' it?" Hoyt replied.

"Sure" Carly said, trying to keep in character.

"Yes... But, you know, I like to hunt REAL game.. I can offer you travel to slave markets in Rio, Hong Kong, New York, anywhere!.. This is a global enterprise. Globalisation is the future, bringing things from far away, to ME... But.. Some guys, they don't get it! (point out the window, Carly quickly noticing that he's pointing a small yacht) See that barco out there?... I'm holding it, and the people on board for ransom... But the customer., He just doesn't want negotiate outside his country." Hoyt told her.

"So.. You gonna let them go?" Carly asked, actually feeling bad for those people.

"Of coarse not!" Hoyt laughed, and suddenly he pulled a C4 detonator out of his drawer, and with sadistic happiness, he pulled the trigger, blowing up the boat, as it clearly was rigged with explosives.

Carly gasped in shock at this.

Hoyt laugh maniacally, he knew he killed a bunch of innocent people just then, it's just that he, didn't give a shit.

Carly was speechless, she wanted to call him a psycho. But remembered her disguise, so said nothing at all.

Hoyt sat back down, and smoked his cigar again.

"You sure" He asked again.

"Yes.. Wouldn't mind some alcohol, though?" She asked.

"Sure, wait here" Hoyt said, pouring her a small glass of whiskey.

Carly quitely drank it, it wasn't very good. But she didn't expect it to be either.

"(laughs) Strong isn't it?" Hoyt said, laughing at the look on "Fosters" face.

"I -It's fine" Carly choked out, not wanting to seem rude in-front of someone like Hoyt Volker. And forced herself to finish the glass, cause it was a pretty small one.

"Anyway.. Onto business.. We have a prisoner downstairs.. Head down there.. Find out who he is.. And than.. Beat him, till he can't stand up!" Hoyt told Carly, is voice a bit louder at the last part.

'yikes' Carly thought.

"Yes Mr Volker, sir" Carly said, standing up, and preparing to leave.

"I'll be watching the security camera, so don't screw up" Hoyt warned her.

"Yes sir" Carly said, opening the door.

"This is your chance... Don't fail me" Hoyt said, before smoking his cigar again.

Carly didn't respond, she just quietly closed the door to Hoyt's office.

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"Alright.. Here's the room.. Make this look believable.. And remember... We're on camera" Packie said.

Carly and Packie entered the room, but Carly gasped in shock, as she saw who it was.

"J -Jimmy?" Carly asked, quitely.

Jimmy started looking up, but Carly forced herself to slap Jimmy across the face, remembering she's still on camera.

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?" Carly shouted.

"J -Jimmy Townley!" Jimmy cried, fearfully.

"Who brought you here!" Carly shouted at him.

"M -My sister!" Jimmy cried, fearfully.

"Where is Carly now!" Carly shouted.

"I -I don't know!" Jimmy cried.

Carly slaps him again.

"LIAR!" Carly screamed.

"I -I DON'T KNOW!" Jimmy cried, now crying.

"The camera.. Has been suspended on loop" Packie told Carly, standing seguinte to security camera.

"Jimmy" Carly said, leaning down to her brother, gently grabbing him.

"C -Carly!?.. Packie!?.. The fuck!? Are you with them!?" He cried, confused and scared.

"No, I'm getting you out" Carly replied.

Jimmy didn't reply.

"26 seconds" Packie said, off view.

"We're leaving, now" Carly said, attempting to lift Jimmy up.

"No!.. We do that, we may as well kill himself ourselves, there's too many guards, we're never make it" Packie warned.

"We're distract them, Jimmy runs" Carly insisted.

"No. He'll never make it, look at him" Packie cried, pointing at how beat up Jimmy is, and the bullet wound in Jimmy's chest.

"P -Packie's right.. I'll never make it" Jimmy cried.

"9 seconds.. We're out of options.. We have to hurt him! Or Hoyt will know!" Packie cried.

"W -What?" Carly cried.

"5 seconds!"

"He's right, It's the only way.. Just do it, okay! I can take it... Just promise your come back for me!" Jimmy cried tearfully.

"We're out of time!.. You have to do it! NOW!" Packie cried, nearly screaming at the last part.

And so, after a long pause, Carly made one of the hardest decisions of her entire life. She punched Jimmy really hard in the face.

And after a quick pause, pushed a finger into Jimmy's bullet wound, and than she punched him 12 mais times, till finally, Jimmy fell unconscious.

"W -Who have I become" Carly said, tearfully.

Packie hugged her, and Carly accepted this. She needed one.

"Let's go" Packie said, as the two left the room.

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Hoyt reached them outside the room, clapping in satisfaction.

"Ahh.. Great job getting his name.. I have a good feeling about you Foster" Hoyt said.

Carly held in her anger.

"Anyway.. I think you earned yourself a little break.. You and your friend there are invited to a poker game tonight.. See you than" Hoyt said, leaving shortly after. His bodyguards following him.

Carly approached Packie.

"I want him, dead" she growled under her teeth.

"I think I may have an idea.. During the poker game.. I'll hid a faca in my boot.. It'll be the perfect time to strike" Packie replied.

"Alright.. Sounds good" Carly replied.

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Carly met Packie outside the poker room.

"I hidden a faca in my boot, be ready to distract him when I give you the signal" Packie whispered.

"Got it" Carly whispered back.

And so the the two of them sat a the poker mesa, tabela with Hoyt. Packie sitting on the left side of, Carly in front of him.

A bunch of guards surrounded the table.

"What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the rua and they'll call it a game of chance. Or (points at one of the guards) talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing, won't you, Sam?" Hoyt asked.

"Ja." Said the guard apparently named Sam.

"Ja!.. But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. (to Packie) Right mate?"

Packie was quite at first, not realizing Hoyt was talking to him.

"Uhh.. Sure" Packie said, trying to keep in character.

"Exactly" Hoyt chuckled.

"Anyway.. Let's get started" Hoyt added.

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After the first round of the poker game, Packie gave Carly the signal that he was ready to strike, and secretly started reaching for his knife. However, Hoyt saw this, suddenly stood up, and without warning he suddenly took out his own knife, stabbing it violently though Packie's neck, and leaving it like that.

"NOO!" Carly screamed, standing up, but two of the guards held her back onto the chair.

"Sorry, house rules" Hoyt coldly joked.

Hoyt sat back down, calmly saying "Ohh, look at that.. We got the same cards".

Carly looked over at Packie, who was now laying dead in his seat.

"So.. Foster?.. Carly Townley?.. Whatever your name is, slipped my mind.. HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!?" Hoyt cried, screaming the last part. As, por saying this, he's revealing that he knew it was Carly the entire time. And was only playing along for his own amusement.

"... We should keep playing" Hoyt said, suddenly calm again.

Carly remained silent.

"It's Packie's turn isn't it? (looks at the dead Packie and smiles evilly) ... Guess he's sitting this one out" Hoyt said, still disturbingly calm.

"Fuck you" Carly said emotionlessly.

"Haha, man, you didn't even blink Carly.. Impressive" Hoyt said, quoting Pagan Min from FAR CRY 4.

Hoyt started dealing the cards.

"So.. Caught your little reunion with Jimmy.. Brought a tear my eye.. I am RARELY moved.. I admit.. I underestimated you.. Torturing your own brother.. Destroying, half, my organization!" Hoyt said, yelling at the last part.

Carly looked at one of the guards, who motioned her to keep playing (at gun point).

"But.. I forgive you... Let chips fall were they may, right?" Hoyt asked.

Carly never says a single word the entire time, and continues playing.

"So?.. Name your price. Everybody has one... You're all puppets, and we're the one pulling the strings! The system was designed to work that way!" Hoyt said, yelling angrily at the last part.

"Screw your system!" Carly yelled angrily.

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Unfortunately, Carly lost twice to Hoyt, during the poker game.

Hoyt laughs to himself.

"You know what Townley.. I'm gonna go easy one you. Sense your a family girl.. One finger! Overtime you lose!" Hoyt said, yelling at the last part.

The two guards behind Carly forced her right hand onto the table, and Hoyt pulled the faca out of Packie, causing Packie's body to fall onto the floor.

"I'll think I'll start with.. The ring finger" Hoyt said sadistically, and literary cut off Carly's ring finger, as Carly screamed in agony.

And than everything went black.

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Carly awoke in a empty room, alone with Hoyt. Looking at the the bleeding hole, where her ring finger once belonged to.

"Oh,hoho, Carly.. (holds up Carly's torn off finger) Now we're never be married" Hoyt coldly joked, before throwing away her finger, and holding up his hunting knife, menacingly.

"You know, you could of joined me kid!.. Every kill would of been awarded with money!" Hoyt cried, now much angrier.

"Fuck, you" Carly angrily growled under her teeth, pointing her hunting faca at Hoyt. Both of them having the same knife.

"Haha, I take no pleasure in killing you.. Really, I don't" Hoyt lied.

"I DON'T NEED TEN FINGERS TO USE A KNIFE!" Carly screamed in rage.

"Hahaha, I been doing this long before you were born, kid" Hoyt laughed.

"Bring it on, old man!" Carly challenged.

With that, the battle began.

Both of them were evenly matched. But eventually Carly managed to soco Hoyt really hard in the face, knocking Hoyt back.

Hoyt put his finger on his lip, seeing he was bleeding a bit.

"I'm very disappointed in you Carly Jade.. You haven't checked up on your brother yet" Hoyt laughed.

"WHERE IS HE!?" Carly screamed in rage.

"Haha.. Don't worry.. I sold him to someone VERY special in Yemen.. Think Buck.. Only WORSE" Hoyt laughed.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Carly screamed, swinging at him, but Hoyt dodged, and continued laughing.

"Hahaha, I have very powerful friends, who will hunt you down" Hoyt warned.

"They won't find, ANYTHING, left of you!" Carly cried angrily.

Hoyt growled angrily, and attempted to stab Carly, but she caught his arm, pushed it away, and as Hoyt was turning back around, Carly stabbed her faca into Hoyt's shoulder. But even than. Hoyt still refused to back down.. Any other occasion, Carly would find Hoyt's resistance very impressive.

"You can't win! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!" Hoyt cried, screaming at the last part.

"Than why are you afraid!?" Carly mocked him.

This was the final breaking point for Hoyt. And he actually proved to be a BETTER fighter than Carly. And before long he violently threw her on the ground. But Carly regained her vision fast enough to dodge being stabbed por Hoyt from the ground. Missing por seconds.

Carly burst up, and swung at Hoyt, who dodged her at the last second.

"Haha.. Your brothers at the airstrip.. Better not miss that plane" Hoyt said, catching his breath.

"I'll delay! The flight!" Carly cried angrily, and swung, making them touch blades a total 6 times, till she head butted Hoyt, and kicked him onto the ground, preparing to stab him, but Hoyt recovered and literary kicked the faca wait out of Carly's hand, before quickly jumping onto his feet, making violent attempts to stab her, but she dodged his swings. But eventually, he kicked her hard enough that she went flying and landed near her dropped knife.

Carly saw Hoyt prepare to stab her, and quickly grabbed her faca before kicking him in the stomach.

Carly than burst up, and saw Hoyt as he once mais prepared to stab her, but Carly violently stabbed her faca into Hoyt's right hip. Just below his ribcage.

Hoyt was stunned, and his mouth fell wide open, not even screaming.

But Carly wasn't done with him, and as Hoyt made one final attempt to stab her, Carly violently broke the arm that was holding the knife, before grabbing Hoyt's knife, and violently stabbing it through the left side of Hoyt's neck, the blade poking out though the right side of his neck.

Most would probably consider this enough. But not Carly. She ripped the faca out of Hoyt's hip, only to stab it though the topo, início of Hoyt's head.

Finally satisfied, Carly stepped back, watching Hoyt as he fell backwards. Dead.

Carly simply left the room.

Searching for Jimmy.

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2 DAYS AFTER:

"Jimmy, your alive!" Johnny cried, hugging him.

"Yeah.. But I just wanna go início now" Jimmy admitted.

"We're working on it" margarida said, fueling up the barco they fixed up.

Suddenly Carly Jade came over, unusually quite.

"Hey Carly, What happened to your finger?" Johnny asked concernedly.

"I.. I don't wanna talk about it" Carly said, obviously depressed, and keeping her finger in a bucket she found, filled with ice, till she finds a proper hospital.

"But your missing a fing-"

"I said I don't wanna talk about it, okay!" Carly cried in annoyance.

Awkward silence.

"Say?.. Is Dash back yet?" margarida asked, from the boat.

"Dash is missing?" Jimmy asked.

"Not exactly.. Dennis took a bit of likeness to her, but only as a friend.. He's showing her around his village" Johnny replied.

"We should go get her.. But someone should watch the boat" margarida said.

"I'll do it.. Things got, "complicated" with Hoyt.. I'm not sure if I'm ready to see Dash wait now." Carly admitted.

"What the heck dose that mean?" asked a confused Johnny.

"I -I'll tell you later" Jimmy said, Carly having told him all about that horrifying poker game.

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SEVERAL DAYS EARLIER:

Michael and Dash's sister (who's alive in this one.. Dash would need it). Approach that party, finding the unnamed DJ who tricked the group into going to Rock Island, cause he's working for Vaas.

"Hey buddy.. Have you seen my daughter Carly and her friends? She's been missing.. Along with the sister of my friend here" Michael said.

"Yeah.. She's pretty hot" the DJ said pervertly, as he stares at Sally.

Sally can't help but blush a little.

"Say, (to Michael, about Sally) you have her numb-

"Just shut up!.. Where are they?" Michael said, getting mais annoyed.

"Fuck off.. I ain't saying nothing (picks up cerveja bottle) So just leave me alo- (Michael steals the guys bottle) Hey!" The DJ cried.

"(looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive." Michael said.

"Not really.. It was on sale." The DJ admitted.

"Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing that this will damage is your head, not to bank account." Michael chuckled.

"What you mean my he-"

"Last chance.. Where are they.. They been missing for nearly a month.. I know something would of happened.. And I know your involved. You MUST be" Michael said, rather calmly.

"Fuck you." The DJ said, flipping Michael off.

"I figured your say that.. Sally you mind stepping outside for a moment?" Michael asked.

"Sure" Sally said, not questioning this, she knows how Michael operates.

"So.. NOW can I have her numb-"

Suddenly Michael breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the topo, início of his head to start bleeding, and guy starts screaming in pain and shock.

"Yeah, that hurt?" Michael asked angrily.

DJ: (still screaming).

"That hurt?" Michael repeated.

"WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling)." The DJ shouted.

"Shouldn't of been holding out on my questions!.. (punches the DJ) That's what happens, man! (punches the DJ again)." Michael shouted.

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Sally is seen waiting out side, watching the news.

DJ: Oh, my God!

Michael: WHERE ARE THEY!?

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40 minutos LATER:

"Rock Island!.. Rock Island!.. Vaas said if I bring him mais victims, he'll give a cut of the payment" The DJ said, tearfully.

"You mean you done this BEFORE!?" Michael shouted.

"Several times." The DJ admitted.

"Well, I hope you burn in hell!.. Along with the guy that invented the transformers movie as live action!" Michael shouted.

"I think his name wa-"

"SHUT UP! (punches the DJ really hard)"

Suddenly Sally walks in.

"Uhh.. Mike.. I heard him say Vaas.. And according to the news.. A body of someone named Vaas Montenegro has been found in the ocean, shot 3 times.. Carly must of escaped him" She says, after having watched a bit of the news while waiting.

"But what is he?" Michael asked.

"I called Lester.. Apparently, he and this other guy, Hoyt Volker, are some sort of of secret human trafficking organization.. Only a small handful of people actually knew of their existence, most of those people are CIA" Sally told him.

"What's so secret about Vaas.. What dose he do?"

"Dark Web, type of stuff" Sally said.

"Yikes... Well, least Vaas is gone now" Michael said.

"Sure, but how am I gonna get paid now?" The DJ said, weakly.

"THIS is how your get paid!" Michael shouted, pulling out his Desert Eagle.

"Michael, wai-"

"It's for the best, Sally.. This scum has endangered ENOUGH innocent people for one lifetime" Michael replied.

"But a man's got to ea- (gets shot though the eyehole, dead)"

"(puts the gun away) Lets go.. Someone's got to have heard that" Michael said, pulling a slightly confused Sally with him as he escapes the building.

"Where are we even going?" Sally asked.

"No idea.. Just gotta get out of that place before the cops are called" Michael admitted while driving off.

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3 DAYS LATER:

Just outside Los Santos hospital:

Michael, Franklin, Trevor and Sally all met with Johnny and them shortly after they finally got back to Los Santos.

"Oh Trevor.. I never thought I would actually be HAPPY to see your face" Johnny said.

"Hey, no need for sarcasm" Trevor groaned.

"No, I'm serious" Johnny replied.

"... Are you high?" Trevor asked, confused por this new behavior.

"Can't you just take the compliment?" Johnny joked.

Trevor didn't reply.

"Wait.. Where's Carly and Packie?" Michael asked.

"Yeah.. And where's Dash for that matter?" Franklin asked.

"Well.. Dash needed to be alone for awhile, after hearing about Carly and Packie" Johnny admitted.

"Yeah.. Dash is pretty upset" margarida added.

"Why?.. What the hell did Vaas do to them!?" Michael cried. Getting mais worried.

"It wasn't Vaas.. It was another guy.. Hoyt.. Who was actually wo-"

"Look, you can tell me about this Hoyt guy, later.. Just tell me.. Where are they!?" Michael cried.

Johnny sighed sadly.

"Well.. Carly got her finger cut off, along with having been forced to torture Jimmy.. Long story.. Tell you later.. She's in the hospital, but she's gonna be fine... And Packie... Packie didn't make it" Johnny said sadly.

Michael was heartbroken. His best friend, dead.

The others were saddened two. Even Trevor.

"Oh no.. Oh fuck no" Michael said quitely, and had to sit down on a nearby bench.

"But.. How?" Franklin asked.

"Carly won't talk about it. And Jimmy doesn't know anything else about it.. All Jimmy got out of her was that Hoyt outsmarted her, he knew her plan" Johnny said.

"I.. I see" Michael said.

"I -Is Carly awake?" he added.

"Not sure" Johnny admitted.

"Let me check" Michael said, heading into the hospital.

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TO BE CONTINUED:
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These filmes are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me mais into it.

So yeah.

amor IT!!
 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) oi cowboy? You mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, you DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of you left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where you guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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tatro

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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time atrás in a world ruled por ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a o espaço station, called the Death Egg, and they needed mais money to finishbuilding this death defying o espaço station.

To make mais money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animê fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death tubarão attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a tubarão attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned por the natal singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the tubarão was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the anterior H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" hora

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the dia off. So we got you another pónei, pônei to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new pónei, pônei was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new fogo mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pónei, pônei on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new fogo mare....
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...
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posted by Canada24
Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death tubarão attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a tubarão attack.. All while his screams are drowned por the natal singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the tubarão was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take...
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#6: ANDREA:
The orginal tv Carol.. And so far, she isn't as "fucked up" as Carol can get. Espically to Sam.. She actually becomes Rick's segundo lover. And she.. And don't forget when she got shot in the face at the prison "and still kept fighting"..


#5: GLENN:
Remember when Glenn saved Rick when he hid in the tank?.. Well in the comics Glenn did that alone.. He went to Alanta, a overrun town, ALONE.. And he assumably been doing it for weeks.. All small supplies like soap, comida cans. And later at Rick's request.. Guns. Though that last one, he had a "little" help from Rick..


#4: DALE:
What the...
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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..


#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse...
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#1: FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN:
It's not till the 3rd act that we learn who Freddy was, and why he was after them.. Till than, he's just a scary monster that stalks our dreams, and never explains why..


#2: FEAR ITSELF:
When thinking of a nightmare throughout the day, you give it power, and because of this, you are mais likely to have that nightmare again. That's basically the idea of the movie.
Not just that there's a burned guy after you, but the fact that your fear is making him powerful only makes it scarier, striking mais fear. It's a vicious cycle.
Not to mention Freddy knows what scares you, and...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one ano behind in this show.. But now that their showing every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).



It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a show like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
posted by Canada24
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror filmes claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR mais effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till seguinte time.. I'll give another artigo after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
#1: SCARY MOVIE ONE:
Too be honest, the only enjoyable thing about this movie is GHOSTFACE being a smart ass.. And that alone is enough to make this list..


#2: MEN WHO STARE AT GHOSTS:
There actually is a REALLY hilarious scene.
A bunch of marines are scouting the area, a motorcycle drives by, making that sound that kind sounds like a bullet, so mistake this for an attack they open fire, killing each other (cause they got guns)..


#3: SCOOBY DOO - MONSTERS UNLEASHED:
I don't care what others say. Matthew Lillard is HILARIOUS!


#4: GROWNS UP 2:
The dia finally came.. The guy from Twilight DID make me...
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