Canada24's club.. Article: topo, início 20 Packie Mcreary frases

posted by Canada24

#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!

#4; Packie McReary: Why're you tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the procurar ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let YOU tell ME what to do! when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"

#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"

#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!

#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF YOU FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!

#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.

#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"

#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!

#11:
Packie: (shooting) You ain't taking ME down!

#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.

#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC

#14:
Niko: If you don't trust the people your dealing with, how come you trust me?
Packie: you got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.

#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"

#16:
Packie: Fuck you Niko, you think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"

#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... You wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of coca-cola heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice

#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..

#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do you say?

#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!

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In my stories I'll do "best of Micah"

posted by Canada24

I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being mais comedic, he comes as mais "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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#1:

"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' you son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot you yet!" Carly snapped....

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topo, início Ten Grand Theft Auto characters:

posted by Canada24

I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:

Here he is, the whole reason I started composição literária GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...

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Here's BEST OF TREVOR: or at the least version in my stories

posted by Canada24

Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...

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#1:

"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.

"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.

"Sure, whatever you say... Sweet cheeks"

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#2:

"Hey Mr.. Are you knew here?" The stranger asked.

"Sure.. Who are you suppose to be?" Trevor asked.

"I'm...

My Little Pornstar Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah,...

My Little Pornstar Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed...

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I'll do BEST OF LAMAR: Cause like the real game, he's used as comic relief:

posted by Canada24

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At that moment Franklin's friend Lamar Davis came into the room, and Simeon told Lamar of the Franklin's achievement, witch seemed to visibly upset Lamar.

"Your fucking with me!?" Lamar cried.

"Man, we BOTH being fucked with" Franklin insisted.

"Man, knock it off, man. For real? After all the motherfucking work I put in, man!?" Lamar cried a bit angrily.

"Man, fuck this Employee of the mês shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to ge-"

" What do you mean, "fuck this Employee of the mês shit", man? When there's some shit to be won, God damn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck WHAT it is....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 32

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced por diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight...

arco iris, arco-íris Dash Gets Sued

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! arco iris, arco-íris Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 3 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were you expecting Hawkeye to show up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! You get to see my favorito parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about you! It's about the fans. Show...

Best of Master Sword from SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: oi princess Twilight. Good having you here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the pergunta is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a pergunta being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda sound...

Canada24 revews SE7EN:

posted by Canada24

Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars morgan Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Commercial

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 3:14): link

Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are you doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the dia after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and you can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The arco iris, arco-íris

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling...

In my MOST EVIL list.. Stuck ones "I" find the most evil..

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to...

topo, início topo, início funniest frases from my OWN fanpop reviews.

posted by Canada24

#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause you know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far mais affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"

#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".

#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death tubarão attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...

topo, início TEN WEREWOLF MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my favorito monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a list to celebrate this coming Dia das bruxas with infamish half-man half-wolf

link

#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..

#9: lobo (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten por a lobo while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...

Grand Theft Ponies 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case biscoito, bolacha is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pónei, pônei named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my armas from the luva compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: oi Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

Sick design, "okay" character

This movie series has been mais or less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider pónei, pônei video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elefante of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when you think about it.. Mexico was overruled por the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. You finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...