"It's one if you want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if you drop a glass cerveja bottle.. You pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... Or there's also the fact their screaming from across the room in roid rage... Normal guys aren't the hype to work out!"
#4:
Christian: What you mean your pants are wet!?"
Jimmy: I just jizzed 30 segundos ago.
Christian: WHAT THE FUCK!!"
#5:
Jimmy: You should lay off the acid seguinte time.
Christian: You GAVE me the acid.
Jimmy: In my defence... I thought they were gummy bears.
Christians: They were black!
Jimmy: Sorry I don't judge por colors, Christian!
#6:
Jimmy: Look... We only hooked up once.. Sense then you showed up to my house four times, uninvited.. You got my address from my school.. Witch you broke into, to get it!
Crazy girl: I just like serprising you.
Jimmy:Yeah.. I was REAL surprised when I saw you at my window at 3 in the morning.
#7:
"And seguinte time I see a guy.. Across the gym.. Taking a picture of himself.. Posting it to instant gram with the caption "#teamgetsore", I'm gonna go over there and break your fuckin phone in half!"
#8:
"You take your phone... and basically.. Try NOT to break it... You dumb shits!"
#9:
"Is everything chill because it's cool! Isn everything cool because it's chill!? That's funny! Because I feel like things just got heated.. In an non temperature type of way"
#10:
Jimmy: That reminds me.. (long pause)
Christian: Remind you of what?
Jimmy: Dude... I totally forgot.
#11:
"FUCK THOSE BLUE CUPS!!"
#12:
Jimmy: I recently saw 22 jump street.. Rooster was hilarious. (Rooster is Jimmy's character).
Christian: He was like the worst character.. He's like that stupid fuckin frat guy on youtube.
Jimmy: (he WAS the frat guy) Ohh, yeah.. I HATE that guy!"
#13:
"Good bye Barbara... Her names not Barbara... It was a guy actually"
#14:
"Yeah christian SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
#15:
"She said.. Dude your an alcoholic.. I said no... No... I'm a frat!"
#16:
"You can go both fuck yourselves! Because were watching this!"
#17:
"Let's go do some drugs.. Oh it's the cops... Howdy officers"
#18:
"Sorry I've been away so long... I been depressed after leitura comments of my videos.. And saw a 20 minuto argument about about woman's rights"
#19:
"Hate is a strong word. I don't hate many people.. But I fuckin hate Kilian dude!"
#20:
"At mean time. I suggest you subscribe por clicking me on the face.. Click me on the face.. CLICK ME ON THE FACE!!"
