1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I amor you, B.
Blair: I amor you, too, S.

Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

2. The Wild brunch, café da manhã

Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It...