Awhile after being in Canada for a few weeks a few humans decided to tranquilize me and bring me BACK to area 51. But this time they didn't allow me to escape. they must have put a homing device in me to identify me or something. And they gave me a new name... 245878372 Delta. They injected me with a green serum and put me in a semi circular devise. And as they did so I over-heard a conversation.
"Sir, 245878372 Delta is ready."
"Lets do it then." Then I saw him push a red button and then the devise I was in started humming quit literally then I found myself among a group of dogs.
"What the fuck just happened?!?!"
"Well I cant tell you that but I can tell you your in the ano of 2277 and your in The Capital Wasteland!"One of them replied.
"One... How the hell did I get from 2011 to 2277... Two... What the hell is 'The Capital Wasteland'?"
"The Capital Wasteland is what used to be 'Washington D.C.'"
"Sir, 245878372 Delta is ready."
"Lets do it then." Then I saw him push a red button and then the devise I was in started humming quit literally then I found myself among a group of dogs.
"What the fuck just happened?!?!"
"Well I cant tell you that but I can tell you your in the ano of 2277 and your in The Capital Wasteland!"One of them replied.
"One... How the hell did I get from 2011 to 2277... Two... What the hell is 'The Capital Wasteland'?"
"The Capital Wasteland is what used to be 'Washington D.C.'"
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"
Start using facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds por going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a dia on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at starbucks this year.
Lose weight por inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a password other than "password"
Start using facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds por going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a dia on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at starbucks this year.
Lose weight por inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a password other than "password"
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck you all.
Play down por the rua while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no mais rhymes
Now you die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause you cachorros chewed up ya collars,
soco ‘n kick show how you win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
You breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck you all.
Play down por the rua while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no mais rhymes
Now you die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause you cachorros chewed up ya collars,
soco ‘n kick show how you win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
You breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite