I hate the way Charlie Sheen was all over the news because he is on drugs.

That Justin Bieber was all over the news because he got a haircut.

That Cheryl Cole was all over the news because she put on a couple of pounds.

That Wayne Rooney was all over the news for sleeping with a prostitute.

That Victoria Beckham was all over the news for naming her daughter 'Harper7'.

And that Christina Aguilera was all over the news because she messed up the lines of the national anthem on live TV.


I hate the way all of these celebrities are getting so much media attention over the most STUPID things when:...