Somerville, Ohio: A town where your dreams die before you're even conceived and people will judge a man if he has sex with a black horse. Not because it's a horse, but because it's black. Posted over a year ago

In Skyrim, I make it a policy to carry a Garnet with me, because it reminds me of the best Crystal Gem, and make sure to dump all the Amethysts I find on Jade's Salt Farm to get as far from the worst Crystal Gem as possible. There's no pearls.... so there's that. There is this awful, horrible, piece of shit gem called Ruby. It barely moves, make all background characters look like shadows, and I've decided to call it Yang, since that's the only synonym for shit I can think of Posted over a year ago

I'd like to introduce a new kinda, sorta, review series. I know that I have plenty already, what with Corner of Horror and Hidden Gems, but after playing through Persona 3 FES, a game that is neither a horror game or a hidden gem, and since I don't want to discuss the entire game and just pieces in general, I thought I could use this to discuss various points of other games. Feel free to leave some suggestions on things I can discuss, no matter what. And I hope you all enjoy this new series. Posted over a year ago

fanpop Admins: Hmm, what should we do to make our site better? Fix all the countless bugs and glitches? Make a better messaging system? Listen to our users' requests and let them change their name with gold instead of only customizing their profile? No, let's just make a stupid option for the people to change the club ícones and banners! That's definitely important! Oh, and bring back the old chat system, but let's make it so it's really buggy and annoying to use!!! Posted over a year ago

As I continue to see Windrises artigos appearing on the front page, I just continue to go "What the fuck!?"
I would say I'm not mad..... but that would be a bigger lie than someone's parents telling them they weren't adopted. Thank god Windrises is dead (Figuratively, anyway). There can only be one content creator who belongs on that wall. And you guessed it.... It's Ravyn. Congratulations on murdering the competition to do so, Ravyn XD Posted over a year ago

As I watched a bunch of white people being racist and idiotic in compilations, I have come to the conclusion that this all takes place in Mississippi, so Jade has it pretty bad... Even though Sean lives in Dumpster, New Jersey (Which is all of New Jersey). But then Conner lives in Canada, and that place has awful tax....
But Ravyn lives in Indiana, and Indiana is the worst, so she gets all my sympathy.
In Conclusion: The Holocaust was a sham- Wait, that's not the right moral Posted over a year ago

When you watch a lot of violent horror work like Midori and Mei-Chan's Daily Life (Shut up, they were for review purposes, I swear it), you have a lot of thoughts on your mind... One of those thoughts should never be, especially when a woman is getting her baby's blood and guts poured on her, "Boy, I could go for a bife right about now".
Seriously though, I think I need help Posted over a year ago

I'm pulling a Sean and making my picture me
Probably only for a dia though Posted over a year ago

I fuckin amor you and you better amor me back or I'll break your goddamn kneecaps, you wankstain

This is true amor at it's finest Posted over a year ago

Guys, I think I need help. I've been buying so much stuff, that I now have no mais room in my own room. There are those saying they wish they had mais to set up in their room. But now, I've got too much stuff. Truly I am dealing with my very first first world problem XD Posted over a year ago

Everyone, guess what I have to do seguinte month. Posted over a year ago

I'd like to say that I'm not dead yet I was just at my friend's house and I still amor Nik and I'm still willing to cut off the fingers and toes of any dirty whore who thinks they can try to even mention him in a flirtatious or romantic way-

So yeah- Posted over a year ago

oi everyone. Just wanted to let you know that I will be working on a new artigo series soon. For those thinking, "Don't you have two?" Well, one was accidentally a rip off and the other is still being worked on. You decide which is which. For those wondering "When will you go back to reviews". I have to finish a few things that I do plan to review, so look progressivo, para a frente to that. And to those wondering, "All your work is fucking shit".... Yeah.....
Skyline Samurai. New Series Coming Very Soon Posted over a year ago

oi everyone. There comes a point in every internet users life where they say "I should make reaction videos". But since I am no where near that unoriginal, I thought of the seguinte shitty idea. I should start a gaming channel. But not just any gaming channel, no sir. I'm going to create a gaming channel with my friends. Ben, the guy who never left the 80's and never entered it. And Ryan... He likes Rise so boo him. So yeah, I look progressivo, para a frente to that. Just pretend my old gaming vídeos never happened. Posted over a year ago

I should have said this in the ending of my recent S.S.S.S article, but I will be taking a break from that on June 3, and 10. June 3 is to celebrate Memorial Day, and June 10 is also a dia off to celebrate the mês of June in general. Posted over a year ago

After finishing high school, I thought I could finish another thing. Do you all remember how I said Final fantasia XIII sucks? Well, after attempting to finish it once again, I can now tell you all that it doesn't suck. No, it FUCKING sucks. Yeah, that's mais appropriate. I guess that there were some things that were just never meant to be finished and were better left to rot away on the shelf as you pass por and look at it in utter disgust.... Final fantasia XIII is one such thing Posted over a year ago

Well, everyone. I finally did it. After thirteen years, I finally graduated high school and am ready to start college. And, with all that out of the way, you can now expect a massive influx of artigos starting soon... But not today. I'm tired Posted over a year ago

I really like the color rosa, -de-rosa but I feel weird about it at the same time because I keep seeing chicks on G+ making ANYTHING rosa, -de-rosa associated with their ddlg kink so now I see something rosa, -de-rosa and I'm like "oh that's pretty" and then imagens of chicks atuação like children with their boyfriends flash in my mind and I feel rather disturbed por it and worry that people will think I have that kink just because I like the color rosa, -de-rosa and pastel colors. Posted over a year ago

My claim list has gone up greatly:
- Nik (or Wind for those who don't know his real name)
- Mephisto
- Kakyoin
- Arthur Auguste Angel
- Rohan (claimed as god and waifu)

But the most important ones are Nik and Mepphy. Those two are kept tucked away in my husbando box. Posted over a year ago

The seguinte episode to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories has been postponed to seguinte week. Episode 26 has been taken down, and will be back up with part 1 at 8, and part 2 at 8:30. Posted over a year ago

So, estrela Wars: The Phantom Menace turned 18 today........ Does that mean, whenever I want to utterly destroy a copy of that piece of shit, I don't have to worry about child abuse charges anymore? Posted over a year ago

Side note; Expect a lot of perguntas to start popping up. I really want to know a lot mais about everyone on this club, so I am just gonna start throwing around aleatório questions. Plus I'm a recently graduated high school student. I need something to do Posted over a year ago

The wiki's are cool, but they really need to be added to the notifications. That way, people will actually know about it, and read it. Posted over a year ago

I feel as though I am a dick to everyone here. So, to celebrate me finishing school, I want everyone here to roast me. That way it's fair XD Posted over a year ago

BUT HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE FIGHTING SKELETON PIRATES ON THE BACK OF KILLER WHALES?
AAAAAAAA-
Well I know a guy who does that for a living! Posted over a year ago

Okay, nevermind. It got blocked immediately afterward. Fuck the system Posted over a year ago

After my Anti-social Experiment, I have come to the resolution that Fanpop's Wiki is useless. So, because of this, the current Wiki has been properly edited to a mais truthful post and the Wiki I made has been turned into an article. It's mais easy to notice that way Posted over a year ago

I'm back with mais stories later tonight at 8. Get a fogo started in your fireplace, grab a bowl of popcorn, and sit down with your loved ones. It's gonna be a hell of a show. Posted over a year ago

Well, I got an award from school today as a senior. An award of Academic Achievements in managing to create new breakthroughs and challenge myself, further making myself better in school. Not bad, I guess, but then you look at it, and notice it is a presidential award. And then you notice a little signature at the bottom right corner. And it turns out that I have gotten an authentic, genuine signature from one Donald J. Trump. Now I have bragging rights thanks to the Kek worshiper himself Posted over a year ago

I'm posting a stupid artigo on your club because nobody gets on my club and everyone would be butthurt if I put it on the animê club.
Besides, I think you'd enjoy it. :v
>.>
<.<
Love you Posted over a year ago

Well fuckle my uncle, folks. Looks like the school has banned fanpop finally. What for? Pronographic material. That's right. That softcore shit you see in forums and artigos is the porn they talk about. Yes, it is stupid. The one thing that keeps me going throughout the day, and the school had to take that too. Just a few mais days before graduation. I need to just have to do my best to keep from blowing my brains out and just keep going until the end Posted over a year ago

"If someone got me a cerveja cozy in the shape of a tyrannosaurus head, it wouldn't be cute, it wouldn't be funny, I'd probably never use it and throw it in the trash afterwards, and then probably kill the person who got me the gag gift. I feel like it's always the gift receiver's responsibility to just kill the person who got them that gag gift."
- iDubbbz Posted over a year ago

Has anyone noticed that the fanpop Wiki section is.... Pretty much the most useless thing on this website. I thought, maybe, they were in mais popular clubs. So I checked the most popular club, the Twilight club (Unfortunately) and checked out the Wiki's........ There was a total of three. Moral of the story. Just write an artigo instead. It will most likely be mais viewed. Also, I doubt Wiki's even pop up in your updates. I wouldn't know. Nobody uses them to prove this fact Posted over a year ago

All hail our true lord and savior Rohan Kishibe Posted over a year ago

Damn, there sure are a lot of Wendy's memes going around. Dave Thomas would have never guessed that people on the internet would have wanted to eat out his mascot with a Frosty on the side. We sure have come a long way, haven't we? Granted, the Wendy's mascot is the most lovable and fuckable of them all. I mean, would you really be turned on my Ronald Mcdonald? Or god, do you want the Burger King in your bed? How about slave driver Col. Sanders? No thanks. Wendy is best waifu. Fight me, cadela, puta Posted over a year ago

Well, I did say I can't work on artigos until I graduate. But god forbid I stop making RPs that will most likely be forgotten about in a week XD
www.fanpop.com/clubs/windwakerguy430/forum/post/226000/title/power-heart-rp Posted over a year ago

"Wind, what's all this weird shit. Where's some new articles" said no one ever. Sorry for the massive delay in articles. Being the last part of senior year, things get real busy. So, I will be halting my artigos until I graduate on May 25th. So, expect absolutely nothing for the time being, aside from some weird stuff. And don't worry, I've got big plans for the summer season Posted over a year ago

The Fyre Festival. The misspelling alone should know this is gonna be good. A planned major event for high class society to go to a secluded island for a música festival, failed miserably as música groups pulled out like a nervous boyfriend, and fights broke out as people were stranded with poor comida and shelter in the hopes that the U.S. military would save them. This is the true communist plan, people. The Fyre Festival Disaster is the Cold War segundo coming. I call it the Fyre Festival Fuck-Up Posted over a year ago

Today in school,a couple of kids (Freshmen obviously) decided to play their loud meme música while the other kids were trying to listen in class. I can tell you from experience, kids who don't use their headphones and blare música from their phone's speakers need to be shot with a rocket. People who are exhausted from work on the train and bus or people trying to get work done in school, and these fuckers decide now is the best time to take out their headphones. People like that are subhuman trash Posted over a year ago

I'm a topo, início member, sweet Posted over a year ago

Berserk 2017 got fucked harder then (Insert raped Berserk character here. Don't worry, there's plenty to choose from) Posted over a year ago

Oh boy

It's my weekly routine of stalking Wind's club and perfil :) Posted over a year ago

You know, with all the anger and hate going on right now, what with politics, religion, sexual identification, shootings, Trump, Berkeley California, we all really just need to sit down and have a nice, cool Pepsi. That's the biggest problem right now. There isn't enough Pepsi going around. We all need a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. But they wouldn't give. Just a Pepsi. We all need to think about what's important. It's not politics race, or threats from North Korea. It's friends, family, and Pepsi Posted over a year ago

I use to say Michael De Santa was the most likeable GTA character ever..

But seeing it now.. All he does is scream at people, before he kills them.. And than Michael tells people he feels bad about it. But he doesn't LOOK like he feels very bad about it.

Seriously.. Play the game again, and tell me that Michael doesn't strike you as a crazy serial killer, that would be hiding in a dark ally.. Posted over a year ago

Happy Easter peeps!
::: (\_(\
*: (=’ :’) :*
•.. (,(”)(”)¤°.¸¸.•´¯`» Posted over a year ago

They also suspended my last acc but i donut kno y Posted over a year ago

I donut know why windwakerguy430 is so popular, but apparently he's cool Posted over a year ago

A new Persona game means a new selection of waifus. For every Persona game, those who are familiar with it must choose a waifu. It is the law. So, with that being said, I choose Futaba. Anyone who claims her will be stabbed in the throat with a box cutter (God, people actually care about this shit) Posted over a year ago

If smothering Wind in my amor doesn't work and he ends up with someone else-

I'm gonna smother the cadela, puta that takes him in her sleep with a travesseiro instead of love.

Love you, babe~ Posted over a year ago

April Fools....Well, it's actually the first of March in the middle of September's December after October on that one saturday before monday's July. Which means 1 actually comes after two while two comes before 0 which is why 0 is higher than 100 but less than 50 which is equal to 1000.
siht dniheb egassem terces a si ereht. Posted over a year ago

Shit! It's April Fools Day. I gotta make a joke.... Uh..... Uh........
9/11 was an inside job Posted over a year ago

YOU'RE AWESOME WIND!!! STAY COOL 🤘🏼✌🏼 Posted over a year ago

For all the Jojo fans: link

Don't ask. XD Posted over a year ago

Ever had a personal grudge against a fictional character and just wanted to toss their bunda into a trash compactor? Now you can, thanks to the Trashman forum
www.fanpop.com/clubs/windwakerguy430/forum/post/225829/title/trashman-passengers Posted over a year ago

This is another announcement relating to the S.S.S.S. I have finished season 1 (the first 25 episodes) and I'm now taking a break. Season 2 begins on May 13. Posted over a year ago

Yaaay...I just made my first fórum in this club out of boredom xD I feel somewhat accomplished now Posted over a year ago

I'm noticing all the icon's for clubes popping back into place. We're slowly but surely getting things back to normal and not this ugly plane white Posted over a year ago

The pictures are disappearing. Who is responsible for this?! Posted over a year ago

I don't know who's been voting for Panty and meia as their favorito show of my dated polls... But whoever is is automatically my best friend XD Posted over a year ago

To clarify things, Wind and I are actually together.
We're a couple. Partners. Lovers. Our souls are intertwined together now and we are both committed to each other. It's not some long-running joke or something in case that's what you thought.
So...keep away from my waifu if you have any desires towards him.
....fuckers...... Posted over a year ago

Here I am, a 2000s kid, who spent most of their life in the time of skateboards, MTV, Naoki cellphones, Hot Topic being super cringey, the fear of terrorism in a post 9/11 America. What a great time that was. Now you got kids going around in skinny jeans, too much AXE, those fucking celebrity haircuts you just want to scalp Sand Creek style, people getting offended when you dislike something and try to crucify you. They don't even have skateboards. Just "hoverboards"... That mover on wheels Posted over a year ago

I wish Kars would come to me and motivate me to workout... Posted over a year ago

dia one without Jojo... I feel my sanity slipping... I need my bizarre adventures... Posted over a year ago

*Kidnaps Wind*
Mine Posted over a year ago

Another goddamn threat. Three threats, in one whole quarter. You'd think it would stop, but no. This is seriously getting stupid now Posted over a year ago

oi hey....what did the bunda say after it accidentally sat on the tenth installment of the Legend of Zelda series?

Sorry, I broke wind....wakerguy430.

Fuck you, I nailed it and you know it XD Posted over a year ago

Is it wrong that birthdays feel like any other dia to me? People want me to celebrate. I will, por damn christ I will (mostly because of boredom), but I mean, it's literally just another day, and roughly over fucking 90 million (extremely exaggerated) people have birthdays on the same day, so...the fuck man? Lmao! Happy birthday to me I guess. Posted over a year ago

As I went on my night time walks because the sun burns my pale skin, I thought about my accomplishments (Which are none), my mistakes (Which are plenty) and my life in general. And as I sat there, listening to The Beatles' While My violão, guitarra Gently Weeps on my crappy MP3 Player, I thought "What if I could make the wild west over-the-top and stupid"....... New RP right here

www.fanpop.com/clubs/windwakerguy430/forum/post/225664/title/dead-west-rp Posted over a year ago

windwakerguy430 IS AWESOME!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Wind is mine- *tapes Wind to me* Posted over a year ago

Happy Valentine's Day, and it's nice to finally have a someone I can call a Valentine and gloat to my friends about as they sit at início alone playing CS:GO and snorting Dorito crumbs Posted over a year ago

If any of you are fangirls for Wind, you'd better declare your amor for him right here and now so I can pick off the competition. (*^-ﾟ)b Posted over a year ago

Tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories will be longer than usual. Instead of 2 parts, it has 3. The season 1 finale of On The Block will be featured, along with back to back episodes of My Little Pornstar. It all starts at 8 PM, eastern standard time. Posted over a year ago

I may be a few days late but happy birthday mate, have a good one. ^-^ Posted over a year ago

Well, I never thought the dia would actually come where I go to a Hot Topic and actually buy something. I bought myself an Invader Zim gir Pop Figure and I have the receipt to prove it. And for those who say "Wow, Wind, I never knew you were into cringey goth culture". Well....... At least it's not emo culture Posted over a year ago

Boy, it's nice to be 18. Now I can vote (Even though I hate politics), smoke (Even though the thought of cigarettes makes me ill), and legally have sex (But not with my social anxiety, I won't). Boy, being 18 is... No different from any other age before. And I can't even grow proper facial hair..... Happy fucking 18th birthday to me XD Posted over a year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETHEART I amor YOU!!!!

HAVE SOME BIRTHDAY PUBLIC HUMILIATION.

I amor you boo. ;u; Posted over a year ago

Chances are you have already seen this in the new SSSS episode, but for those of you that forgot, (Happens to the best of us, even me sometimes) The SSSS will not return this week, but the week after. From now on, on the first week of every new month, I will be taking a break from the SSSS. Posted over a year ago

Alright, everyone. Starting February 1st, once Jojo-nuary is done, I will get started on the Hidden Gems review series, as well as Episode 2 of Crimson Salvation. I hope you are all looking progressivo, para a frente to it Posted over a year ago

Today is the three ano anniversary of me joining Fanpop. Ain't it wonderful, everybody? Here's hoping for another three years (Until everyone leaves and I'm left to celebrate six years of fanpop on my own :P) Posted over a year ago

(*￣▽￣)d Posted over a year ago

Hello everyone. Posted over a year ago

To anyone who is a part of this, consider the first RP practice. I feel as though this is the real RP. So, after the first Jojo RP went well, but not well enough for my taste, I can safely say that this new one is mais satisfying. So, feel free to cadastrar-se the new Jojo RP. I made some new Stands and some changes to old ones, so I hope you all enjoy this new one. Just ask what your Stand is, and you will get it
www.fanpop.com/clubs/windwakerguy430/forum/post/225485/title/jojo-fan-rp-remastering Posted over a year ago

Just found out that 2016 was a leap year. As if that ano wasn't shitty enough, it had to be a dia longer. While their at it, why not add another dia to the 120 Days of Sodom. Make it 121 Days. Posted over a year ago

I know it's late, but happy new ano guys! It's like, 2013 or something now, right? Posted over a year ago

The S.S.S.S will be back on schedule tomorrow. If you liked the anterior S.S.S.S episodes, you will amor this one. Posted over a year ago

Update on my 2016 article. Carrie Fisher has unfortunately passed away. Goddamn it, 2016, you are trying to take everyone. Let's pray that 2016 doesn't take anyone. But, knowing 2016, I expect it to take mais lives. #Fuck2016 Posted over a year ago

I'm back ya lovable bastards!
Three things. Canada...and BACK bacon. Not Canadian bacon, BACK bacon. Now, a late Happy Holidays xD

Also, Ottawa is cold as Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante shit in an ice age but pretty awesome. Now I know to wear like 60 of everything! Canadians are cool people xD...I think the weather there comida it. Also, I found out what a fucking buttertart is... new favorito sobremesa comida thing. Update: I fucking HATE PLANES!!

Anyways, adsdhxjdag with cheese, and that's where bebês come from. Posted over a year ago

Merry Christmas, Wind~ ♡

Oh yeah, and merry natal to his followers that'll read this. But you aren't as important. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted over a year ago

As I mentioned in the anterior S.S.S.S, it will be on break until New Years Eve. Merry natal to all, and to all a goodnight, even though it's not dark out. Posted over a year ago

Little bit of news. The rest of the 12 Days of Christmassacre artigos will be uploaded at midnight, so that you can wake up with a special new artigo to read Posted over a year ago

Good news, everyone. I finally got my internet back. It's a little slower, but as long as it works, I'll take that. It's great to be back, guys :) Posted over a year ago

I'm probably one of the VERY few people that like snow. It's like less depressing rain to me. I bring this up because it is snowing here in Southwest Ohio. It's a sign of winter and lots of car accidents coming XD Posted over a year ago

oi look, we have a topo, início contributor list :D
(Still no internet. Working at school) Posted over a year ago

Member when everyone said that 2016 would be better than 2015?
Ooooh, I member Posted over a year ago

My parents cancelled our internet service. I won't be on much. I'll try to be back as soon as I can, everyone Posted over a year ago

So... youtube Rewind. I wasn't expecting much from it, given 2016 was the ano everything was a pile of shit, yet somehow, Youtube, being Youtube, still managed to disappoint. Memes, actors who weren't even Youtubers, and having videos, NOT from Youtube, but from Vine, like Damn Daniel (Oh, just fucking kill me). Why would you have something associated with your entire name that has nothing to do with you. That's like if people celebrated natal and had nothing to do with Jesus- Oh wait...... Posted over a year ago

Just bought Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on eBay, and much to my dismay, it doesn't work. And this isn't the first time it's happened with this one game. I remember buying this at a pawn comprar back in 2014, and the case didn't even come with a game (Never went to that place again). Why does reality not want me to play Pro Skater 3? Just let me play Pro Skater 3, damn it. Posted over a year ago

Who's excited for natal ? Posted over a year ago

Are you all ready for a white, black, hispanic, asian, european, middle eastern, non-gender binary Christmas? ............... Oh shit, I meant a white, black, hispanic, asian, european, middle eastern, non-gender binary holidays. There, now no one can be offended Posted over a year ago