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Randomness in StarClan:
In the mood of composição literária something based on the new book coming out, Crookedstar's Promise...

Willowbreeze: Crookedstar!
Crookedstar: (looks up from leitura Crookedstar's Promise) *sighs* I can't read a decent book that isn't even in stores yet! What, honey-shnookums?
Willowbreeze: There's a package for you!
Crookedstar: Send it over!
(Package is sent flying and Crookedstar grabs it with super reflexes)
Crookedstar: Thanx, babe!
Willowbreeze: I have to go to a bridge game. See you tonight!
(Crookedstar is alone in his super-house)
Crookedstar: I wonder what it is...?
Adress: Place...
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
Chapter 12: StarClan Help Me


PRESENT DAY...

"Feathertail, wake up."

The silver tabby opened her eyes. "Where am I?"

"Don't you remember? You're in StarClan."

Feathertail sighed. "That's right." She saw her mother looking at her. "Why am I up?" She stayed at the party till 5:00 in the morning. "It feels like I've only been asleep for five seconds!"

"There's no need to dream, here," Silverstream mewed. "But, it's 10:00."

"But--why am I up?" she repeated.

Silverstream purred. "It's Sunday: Prayer Answering Day. Now, wash up, and follow me to Yellowfang's cottage."...


Everyone arrives at Yellowfang's cottage....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
Riding the banana Boat




The sun was high in the sky. Five gatos were travelling drowsily down a mountain towards the setting sun.

A ginger she-cat groaned. "I wanna go home!"

"We're on our way home, Squirrelpaw," a dark tabby tom murmured, pressing against her. "Then you'll see ThunderClan again."

"If the Clans are even there," a gray-black tom growled.

The tortoiseshell she-cat whispered in the tabby tom's ear. "He's still upset because of Feathertail's death, Brambleclaw. Don't pay the least attention to his side comments."

"Tawnypelt, we can all admit we're tired."

"My pads hurt!" Squirrelpaw meowed....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
Explanations...Random Movie and Music...



At StarClan...

The StarClan gatos sat there in their seats, crying as 2012 end credits played on their TV.

"That...was beautiful!" Yellowfang sobbed.

"It was depressing!" Swiftpaw groaned. "It was like...dying all over again!"

"I know!" Bluestar agreed. "It's like dying for the tenth time!"

Everyone who wasn't a leader stared at her awkwardly. Bluestar just sat, eating her popcorn. Then, she looked at all the faces.

"What?"

They looked away. Mosskit enters the scene.

"Mommy!" she squealed, tugging at Bluestar's fur. "Why couldn't I watch the movie? Stonefur watched...
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
 No current image yet of DJ Oakie-Heartie. I'll have it, soon, though.
No current image yet of DJ Oakie-Heartie. I'll have it, soon, though.
Party in StarClan...BRING MOVIE POPCORN!!!



A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.

As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".

Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.

"Do you like it?" he whispered to her.

All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through...
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por Starrylupid Darkstripe (Rod) Tigerstar (Nicky)
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The famous Swine Flu! with Fireheart and Cinderpaw. por Spottedfire25
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Yay, onother Tigerstar video! por BlazetheFireDragon :3
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This comes befoe the other one.
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hollypaw
lionpaw
jaypaw
nom nom nom
power of three
spoof
funny
posted by katetekiku
The Nom Nom Song is an award winning Warrior gatos spoof that has very simple lyrics. If you have not seen the video on youtube, here is te URL: link
Anyways, here are the lyrics.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom,...
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)



The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the música of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.

The rest of the gatos poured in, looking at the tom.

(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.

"The moon is on the water!" one of the gatos panicked.

"No, you mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, you want me to tell you...
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How it ended. lol
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por Bloodstainedblade
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Brokenstar woke abruptly. He looked around. Where was he? He was surrounded por concrete walls, wooden pillars, and ceramic twoleg toys. He looked around. There were many doorways where beds or tables lie, and a wierd gloomy growl came from at least two of them.
He had just been fired por Owlstar from the library, and had fallen asleep that night under the stars. Now he had woken up in an unknown place.
Were other gatos watching him, stalking him behind the beautifully made twoleg statues, just waiting for the right time to pounce?
Suddenly, he heard a crash, and multiple sets of frantic paws....
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posted by ttmrktmnrfn0830
I know, it's not Friday the "13th" but I wrote this on the Warrior gatos Forums on Friday the 13th. ENJOY!


"Friday the 13th"

Brackenfur: Okay, Whitepaw. Make sure you don't step on a crack.
Whitepaw: Did you just say don't step on your crack?
Brackenfur: Just don't! You'll break your mother's back!
Whitepaw: *scoffs* If she can survive a dog attack, she'll survive a broken back.
Brambleclaw: Hey, what's that?
*An abandoned Twoleg antro, den is ahead of them, with a little dock.*
Squirrelpaw: I don't know...
Whitepaw: *curious* Let's go check it out!
Brackenfur: Nyet! You will not check!
Squirrelpaw: *Don't know...
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Chinese Yellowfang shook her head in embarassment as she walked along with Brokenstar.
"Brokentail, you crazy," Yellowfang accused, staring awkwardly at him. "I know nozing mais battle strategy than you do!"
"Oh." Brokenstar said, and sighed in defeat. He walked along with his tail down, only staring down at the concrete sidewalk.
"Brokentail?" Chinese Yellowfang exclaimed, stuffing her face in front of Brokentail's. "Brokentail, if I knew kung fu, I would've taught you when you were still apprentice!" At that, Brokenstar looked up.
"Really?" Brokenstar said. Chinese Yellowfang nodded, and...
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No, i wont stop! por bluekyokitty
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"Aaaahhh! No, no, no!" Brokenstar thrashed with all his might to try to break free from the screaming cats. They chanted, holding his limbs down while they kissed him uncontrollably. "Adam! Adam! Adam!"
Suddenly, he heard a voice. He looked around.
"Brokentail!" An old, familiar voice rasped. He suddenly became unaware of the Fan-Cats that were tearing him apart. But more, the voice had just called him por his old warrior name! Almost no one had called him that since he became leader, except Thunderclan...
"Brokentail, it's your mother!" It rasped again. Did that mean that that was Yellowfang?...
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