1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with you — and you are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even mais romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave you always come back.
9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.
13. Car theft in the service of amor is acceptable.
14. If the boy you are in amor with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When composição literária a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal fonte material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutos of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. vampiros — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even mais romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave you always come back.
9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.
13. Car theft in the service of amor is acceptable.
14. If the boy you are in amor with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When composição literária a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal fonte material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutos of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. vampiros — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
This seemingly minor blip of news is going to be very exciting for a lot of you readers. The third movie entry in the “Twilight” series, “Eclipse,” will shoot at Vancouver Film Studios between August 17 and October 31 (Halloween wrap!), Coming Soon reports. The David Slade-directed adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s novel will come from a script por series scribe (and occasional “Dexter” writer) Melissa Rosenberg.
The Dia das bruxas embrulho, envoltório is perfectly timed to coincide with what will likely be the start of a massive publicity push leading into the release of “New Moon” on November 20. “Eclipse” is currently set for a June 30, 2010 release, a fact which I’m sure that many of you readers are already well aware of. So mark those calendars if you haven’t already, and prepare for an increasing onslaught of “Eclipse” news as the wheels spin faster and faster.
Dear Twist of Fate Fans,
THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your comments and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the seguinte one will be out later today or at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!
PS: Dinosteph if you read this cant wait for the composição literária competition!!!
PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!
THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your comments and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the seguinte one will be out later today or at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!
PS: Dinosteph if you read this cant wait for the composição literária competition!!!
PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!