Ok,Everyone knows Edward's Famos Punchline:"So the lion fell in amor with the lamb" the Bella says 'What a stupid Lamb"Them Edward says "What a Sick Machocastic lion" WTF is that??? its that how you even spell it plese tell me what it means!!!!!

Its cause Edward is a predator hence the lion part and Bella is delicate and fragile hence the cordeiro part. She says "What a stupid cordeiro because she thinks that it was dumb for the cordeiro to put herself in danger. Edward says what a " Sick masochistic lion"- masochistic means: " A willingness to or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasent experiences- becuase it's unpleasent for the lion to be close to the cordeiro because the cordeiro smells so enticing.

are you refering to the masochistic part?

masochistic means to get pleasure from being in danger or being dominated or A willingness to or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasent experiences
edward is calling himself a sick masochistic lion. A lion being in amor with a cordeiro would be very dangerous for the lamb. in this case bella is the cordeiro and he is the lion, so it is "sick" and "masochistic" to be putting this "lamb" in danger for his benefit
ie basically he loves her though he thinks its stupid and wrong and dangerous for him to- even though it gives him pleasure

Bella thinks that she is too worthless to be loved por Edward and Edward thinks he is too dangerous to be loved por Bella...(its not a 'punchline'...its a quote...a punchline is at the end of a joke...) :)

right
A lion could eat a lamb,right but instead the lion has fallen in amor with the lamb. the samething with the cordeiro the cordeiro would run away instead the cordeiro fallsd in amor with the lion. so bella are two diffrent things but they make a right.

I though he said what a sick PSYCOTIC lion, but i think its the same meaning either way, which is that its sort of sick how a lion falls in amor with its prey, and that the cordeiro is stupid for not running away from its natural enemy