*at school*
mr.banner: Bella get your eyes off of mr.cullen and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss cisne i wouldnt want to send you to the office
bella: well send me to the office. nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, you dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no you didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella amor why didnt you tell me you could fight like that?
bella: cause you never ask
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner; to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife you perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see you in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go início before you get in mais trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if you go...im taking you shopping
bella turns around:never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! (jumps in the car and leaves edward)
edward:newton i hate to ask you this but bella and alice store my car so can you give me a ride home?
mike: yea if you let me bang bella:
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind ill walk
mike: yea you better keep walking cullen!
jessica:awwww mikey did you beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs início and sees bella
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the seguinte chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if you want the rest its way mais funnier..seriously)
mr.banner: Bella get your eyes off of mr.cullen and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss cisne i wouldnt want to send you to the office
bella: well send me to the office. nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, you dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no you didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella amor why didnt you tell me you could fight like that?
bella: cause you never ask
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner; to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife you perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see you in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go início before you get in mais trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if you go...im taking you shopping
bella turns around:never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! (jumps in the car and leaves edward)
edward:newton i hate to ask you this but bella and alice store my car so can you give me a ride home?
mike: yea if you let me bang bella:
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind ill walk
mike: yea you better keep walking cullen!
jessica:awwww mikey did you beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs início and sees bella
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the seguinte chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if you want the rest its way mais funnier..seriously)
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