A/N. This is my very first fã fiction, so be gentle, okay? It was written for a personal challenge for House of David Duchovny forum.


I want to thank my beta, Smirkity for willingly leitura and correcting my mistakes. English is not my firts language, but I tried my best.


Disclaimer: Mulder and Scully don't belong to me and I don't get any money from this. Mulder and Scully belong to CC and company and he gets all the money from this. But at least with me, they have a little fun :)



Mulder sat in his office leaning back on his chair, his eyes closed. His thoughts were on Scully, just like they...

Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if you know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered leitura these YEARS atrás - and laughing my bunda off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!

Q: Why did the chicken cruz the road?

A:

Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.

Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need mais evidence.

Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24...