James Potter's theme song. Based on "Teenage Dirtbag" por Wheatus.
WARNING: Mature content, I have a perverted mind. =P

Her name is Lily,
I have wet dreams about her,
She rings my bell-end,
Got Potions in half an hour,

Oh how she rocks,
In cloaks and Quidditch socks,
But she doesn't know who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,

'Cause I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Listen to Weird Sisters, baby, with me...
Oooooooooooh!

Her boyfriend's a slime,
He bring's a wand to school,
And he'd simply curse,
My bunda if he knew the truth,
He lives on my hall,
And drives a...

Ginny's theme song. Parody of "Girlfriend" por Avril Lavigne.


Hey, Harry! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, Harry! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
(feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm d-mn precious
And hell yeah
I'm...

Aaah, and now witness the wonders of the Irish national anthem:

Annie angel Bowles: POTATOES! POTATOES! WE amor POTATOES! AND OUR SQUIRRELS ARE RED!

Josie Cubbie Aaaah....the Irish.... :)

Sarah Allen: Annie, I wanna see your dance to it!!

Annie angel Bowles: Nooo, you can never see the dance! It is much too embarassing.

Josie Cubbie: IRISH PEOPLE!

Sarah Allen: In that case...
I HAVE to see it!!

Sarah Allen: BRITISH PEOPLE!

Annie angel Bowles: NEVER!!! WELSH PEOPLE! (just wanted to cadastrar-se in..)

Josie Cubbie: :P GERMANS!!! hehehe hi sarah....who ever you are... :)

Sarah Allen: I would've thought you'd...