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Vixie79 said:
[his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.
Alan Garner: oi what's that on your arm?
Stu Price: Oh my God - Phil, you were in the hospital last night.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I guess I was.
Alan Garner: Are you okay?
Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you.
Melissa: Fuck off!
Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.
Melissa: Suck my dick.
Alan Garner: No, thank you.
You wanna fuck on me?
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
I look like a nerdy hillbilly!
Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.
C'mon, man. I'll be your Doug.
Alan Garner: [while getting fitted for a tux] Whoa, watch it, pervert!
Doug Billings: It's ok, Alan. He's just doing your inseam.
Alan Garner: He's getting very close to my shaft.
Officer Franklin: I see guys like you in here every fuckin' day.
Officer Garden: Every fuckin' day!
Officer Franklin: Yeah let's all go to Vegas and get really fucked up!
Officer Garden: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Officer Franklin: Let's go steal a cop car because it'd be real fuckin' funny! Think you gon' get away with it? Not up in here!
Officer Franklin: [lividly] Not up in here!
It's at the corner of get a map and fuck off.
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