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The Doo San Twins
I got his idea from watching an episode from Bleach *hint*: Jin and Hwoarang are Soul Reapers
NOW ON WITH THE FANFIC!!!!!!!
*At Mishima Polytechnic High School*
Hwoarang: That copy cat guy is really good at being someone else huh?
Jin: What are you doing here? Are you crazy?
Hwoarang: No i'm just bored your the crazy one
Jin: Get out or your gonna blow it
Hwoarang: Relax don't be so uptight (looks at Jin's Textbook)Oh so this is what a textbook looks like
Jin:(pushes Hwoarang)Get the hell out of here why do you have to be so close to me and breath all over me with your...
Anna's audition part 2
Anna: He's right Hwoarang. When will you learn!
Hwo: Can we change the subject please?
Jin: Okay. Anna, just sing for us.
Anna: Sure! Prepare to be dazzled boys! *Clears her throat* And now, I begin!
I~have—Bieen—wait-ing, FOR yoooou….buy MY Hearrrrrrrrrrrrt, wont Taayake…any mais pay-ay-ane!
Well, how did I do?
Jin and Hwoarang gape at her with a blank stare on their face. Their mouths were hung wide open. Hwoarang was starting to drool.
Anna: You like?
Hwo: Yeah, if you enjoy eating dog $hit!
Hwo: Lets put it this way, I wish I was dead!...
Lei: Hey. I come heyre fo audition.
Hwo: NO MAN!
Jin: Why not.
Hwo: Because…he's not "our image".
Jin : What do you mean?
Hwo: Dude, look at him! He's a cop!
Jin: And so?
Hwo: I have a bad boy image to maintain!
Jin: Whatever, you're an idiot.
Hwo: Well, what about his accent?
Lei: Yu maki fun of mi assen?
Jin: Hwoa, you can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because you can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make you any better.
Lei: Ya preddi boy!
Hwo: Okay, you shut up over there. No one was talking to you in the first...
CHAPTER 7 PREPARE TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS! WELL, NOT REALLY.
A visit from Grandpa
And so they waited…
Hwoa: oi Jin, you think anybody is going to come?
Jin: Nope, doubt it….
Hwoa: So why are we just sitting around here?
Jin: Because we are just poor pathetic losers who don't have a life and think that the whole world revolves around fighting and nothing else because we don't have a future and know it. Why'd you ask?
Hwoa: No reason.
Hwoa: No really, what are we doing here?
Jin: You mean besides the fact that we are poor pathetic losers who don't have a—
Hwoa: Yes Jin! Besides...
Chapter 6 ^_^
oi EVERYONE! SORRY THAT THIS TOOK WAAAAY TOO LONG!
I HAD IT ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS NOTEBOOK AND I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT IT! IM SO SORRY! ANYWAYS, STILL, THERES A WHOLE
LOTTA LAFFS HERE! AND DON'T WORRY HWOARANG FANS; YOU'LL
HAVE YOUR SHINE IN THE GLORY. ANYWAYS, LEI FANS, SORRY BOUT
THIS ONE. PLEASE REVIEW. I ACCEPT FLAMES, WHAT DO I CARE? ITS
NOT LIKE YOUR GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS, AT LEAST IT STILL COUNTS
AS A REVIEW RIGHT? WELL, ON WITH THE STORY…
Okay, here's a summary of the last chap. Since I haven't updated in a while. Anyways,
Lei had his audition and you all know...
Hwo: Is it okay with your parents to hold the audition here in the basement?
Jin: Yeah. My mom's cool about it. But I don't know about my dad. He kinda likes peace and quiet.
Hwo: Great. This is going to be funner than I thought.
Jin: Funner isn't even a word man.
Hwo: So? You got a problem with me? Lets go Kazama!
Jin: Is that you're problem to everything? Fighting. You know I always end up kicking your $$.
Hwo: Is that so? Well let's go right now!
Jin punches Hwoarang in the face.
Jin: Dude, you're a fag.
Hwo: Yeah, *holds his nose* well, at least I'm not a mama's boy!...
oi EVERYONE, SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG! I WAS TOO
CAUGHT UP IN MY OTHER STORY. WELL, ANYWAYS, I HOPE THAT
YOU GUYS WILL ENJOY THIS ONE! XIOAYIN COMING SOON! SORRY
JIN/JUL…ITS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
Jin: This is so pathetic!
Hwo: Tell me about it!
Jin: Yeah. The only people we had auditions from were Lei, and old people.
Hwo: Dude, Lei IS old!
Jin: Oh, yeah. Well, it was hard to tell the way he was beating the crap out of you!
I can't believe you were jumped por an old man!
Hwo: Shut up! As I recall, I beat the crap out of a certain someone not too long ago.
Jin: Yah, only because...
Jin: I cant believe this! We have absolutely no one for our band, and to
top it off, the contest is only 5 days away!
Hwo: Cool it man!
Jin: How can I cool it Hwo? My dream is slowly slipping away!
Hwo: Isnt your dream to defeat Heihachi in the tournament?
Jin: I am entitled to mais than one dream you know.
Hwo: Yeah, whatever.
Jin: So, did you post up our banners this time?
Hwo: Yeah, for your information, I did Mr. Smart $$.
Jin: Yeah, well, its pretty hard to depend upon you Hwoarang.
Hwo: Jin Jin Jin, you have such little faith…
Jin: Yeah, in you.
Hwo: Now are you gonna listen to the...
Jin: Well, that was a big waste of time.
Hwo: I NEVER want to go through that again!
Jin: Still, you didn't have to be so mean.
Hwo: You're such a pansy.
Jin: So I'm a pansy for not totally heartless like you?
Hwo: Exactly….wait, NO! I am not heartless! Well, not totally. I have a heart.
Jin: Yeah, only when you want something.
Hwo: What do you mean por that?
Jin: Let's just say you like to "do the dirty".
Jin: It's not news Hwoa. Every one knows.
Hwo: For your information. I did not do the dirty. I am a clean boy.
Jin: So, you call smoking pot "clean"?
Hwo: Well, no....
Conspiracy of Hope
Conspiracy of Hope
Announcement: The 3 Iron Fist Tournament is postponed due to some arena complications. Tournaments will proceed in about a week, thank you.
Hwoarang turns off the T.V.
Hwo: Aw man! This really sucks.
Jin: Tell me about it!
Hwo: I was looking progressivo, para a frente to beating the crap out of you in the seguinte match.
Jin: You? Beat the crap out of ME? I don't think so.
Hwo: Yeah, whatever mama's boy. You just thank your mommy the tournament was postponed.
Jin: Whatever man. Hey, turn the T.V. back on will you?
Hwo: Okay, okay.
Announcement: Always wanted a chance to show how good your band was?...
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