On the first dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the segundo dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!
My true amor gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the segundo dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth dia of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!