You know what I hate? When you hold the door open for some aleatório fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on por without saying thank you or even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do you think you are? Do you not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some aleatório dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill you to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life por even a jiffy and yes that's an...