Dear Journal,

OMG! Shadow walked up to me and he said hi, but I said-

"That's a nice virginity you got there, Shad... would be a shame if someone were to steal it.~"

-and buried his face into my breasts. Shadow mumbled and screamed, "Maria, dear God, HELP! Rouge wants the D!"

It was the truth though, I did want his D. So I grabbed his butt and pulled my own face over to Shadow's family jewels.

"ROUGE!! You're... CRAZY~!" Shadow yelled. STOP DOING~ UGH..." He groaned and pushed me off. "Damn, Rouge, learn to grow the f**k up!"

"But Shadow...~" I cooed. "It's only a little lick...~"

"Damnit, Rouge," he growled, and walked off.

BOYS. ARE. SO. UGH!!!

Love,
Rouge the Bat 😘