Well, um, this is awkward.
Anti pick-up lines on
Valentine’s Day. From
Unohana, of all people. But it
does happen to be seguinte in
the request queue! So let’s
do this. When Unohana
meets with some unwelcome
flirting, what does she say
(assuming she doesn’t
just, you know, kill the guy)?
[And hey! If you need more
anti pick-up lines in your life,
check out Byakuya, Urahara,
Aizen, Hitsugaya, Mashiro,
and Gin!]
1. “Your sword is not
strong enough to satisfy
me.”
2. “While it is good to be
energetic, I would prefer you
to aim that energy at
someone other than me.”
3. “There is only one man
alive who can make me
happy. It is not you.”
4. “I think I’m a bit too
old for you, don’t you
agree?”
5. “Let me go ahead of you.
I would like to leave you
behind.”
6. “The sound of your voice
causes me pain. And not in a
good way.”
7. “Do you know what Retsu
means?”
8. “I would leave with you,
but I am under orders to
stay here.”
9. “Let’s not act on
emotion. Let’s rationally
agree that you should walk
away.”
10. “The name I gave to
myself, Yachiru, means
‘eight thousand ways.’
Coincidentally, that is the
number of ways I can think
of to kill you, if you don’t
leave me alone. Right now.”
Anti pick-up lines on
Valentine’s Day. From
Unohana, of all people. But it
does happen to be seguinte in
the request queue! So let’s
do this. When Unohana
meets with some unwelcome
flirting, what does she say
(assuming she doesn’t
just, you know, kill the guy)?
[And hey! If you need more
anti pick-up lines in your life,
check out Byakuya, Urahara,
Aizen, Hitsugaya, Mashiro,
and Gin!]
1. “Your sword is not
strong enough to satisfy
me.”
2. “While it is good to be
energetic, I would prefer you
to aim that energy at
someone other than me.”
3. “There is only one man
alive who can make me
happy. It is not you.”
4. “I think I’m a bit too
old for you, don’t you
agree?”
5. “Let me go ahead of you.
I would like to leave you
behind.”
6. “The sound of your voice
causes me pain. And not in a
good way.”
7. “Do you know what Retsu
means?”
8. “I would leave with you,
but I am under orders to
stay here.”
9. “Let’s not act on
emotion. Let’s rationally
agree that you should walk
away.”
10. “The name I gave to
myself, Yachiru, means
‘eight thousand ways.’
Coincidentally, that is the
number of ways I can think
of to kill you, if you don’t
leave me alone. Right now.”