| Your about to have the best wine of her stupid... |
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Your about to have the best wine of her stupid cadela, puta life
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| I&# 39; m finally in charge of my life.. Plus I&# 39; m a... |
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I'm finally in charge of my life.. Plus I'm a sociopath so all this fits me
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| Francine, I Haven’ t Been Entirely Truthful With... |
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Francine, I Haven’t Been Entirely Truthful With You.
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| Aren&# 39; t you overcompen- sating.. Just kidding I seen... |
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Aren't you overcompensating.. Just kidding I seen you penis, it's great
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Floor Spaghetti.
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| Behind the wheel of every taxi is a sad confused... |
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Behind the wheel of every taxi is a sad confused person who lost a bet.
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| It&# 39; s not a real party until somebody dies! |
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It's not a real party until somebody dies!
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| I want a toy helicopter that breaks the first time... |
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I want a toy helicopter that breaks the first time I play with it!
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| Oh my god, Stan has no friends and he doesn&# 39; t even... |
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Oh my god, Stan has no friends and he doesn't even realize it. He's like America.
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| I&# 39; M GOING UP THE TOPPPPPP!!!! |
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I'M GOING UP THE TOPPPPPP!!!!
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| Don&# 39; t cry... in front of the fish. |
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Don't cry... in front of the fish.
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| You know how ET can do that finger thing? Well I... |
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You know how ET can do that finger thing? Well I slept with his puppeteer
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| What is this and how can I replace my Blood with... |
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What is this and how can I replace my Blood with it?
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| Son of a cadela, puta &# 34; super-homem II&# 39; d&# 34; me!&# 34; |
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Son of a cadela, puta "Superman II'd" me!"
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| You did it! For absolutely no reason you did it!! |
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You did it! For absolutely no reason you did it!!
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| That&# 39; s a whoopsies. |
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That's a whoopsies.
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| I&# 39; m going to make you cry and dip my cookie in... |
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I'm going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears.
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| Can&# 39; t a guy go into a stress induced hibernat- ion... |
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Can't a guy go into a stress induced hibernation without getting thrown in a mine
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| Oh, and FYI, I&# 39; m punching a cow right now. |
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Oh, and FYI, I'm punching a cow right now.
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| It&# 39; s like a prison, except without the thrill of... |
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It's like a prison, except without the thrill of a daily cavity search.
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| People come for the jokes my blowjobs are shit |
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People come for the jokes my blowjobs are shit
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MWAAAAAA!!
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| Wow, Hayley, your cheek&# 39; s pregnant. Who&# 39; s the... |
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Wow, Hayley, your cheek's pregnant. Who's the father?
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| WAKEYWAKEY EGGSANDB- AKEY!! |
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WAKEYWAKEY EGGSANDBAKEY!!
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| Oh.. Well have you hurt me terribly Stan, so.... |
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Oh.. Well have you hurt me terribly Stan, so....
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| Klaus I hate you. I say that not out of anger but... |
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Klaus I hate you. I say that not out of anger but simply as a fact
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And I'm gay now.
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| That was a fake fart, cause you weren&# 39; t worth... |
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That was a fake fart, cause you weren't worth summoning up a real one
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