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posted by JustinDrew_B
[Intro]
Rack rack city cadela, puta [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city cadela, puta Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw you don't know who you fucking wit?
Got my other cadela, puta fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl you know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city cadela, puta Rack Rack city cadela, puta [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them...
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posted by someone_save_me
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu cogumelo desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did you ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
posted by LittleOtaku1
Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew you would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...


it needs to be longer, so
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"I amor you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by yukikiyruu
How To Know If a Girl Likes You – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that you meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely por the way she looks at you or por the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they show it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...
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Answer their perguntas with questions

Ask if you they can put comida color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comment about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free encontro, data with one of the staff if you make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by flipflopkitteh
-Cats: Will treat you like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.


-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.


-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for you to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your cama and take up all the space.


-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.


-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when you try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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posted by Tanjiabo273
Kisshia - Kisshia is mais into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 ano old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is mais into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the...
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posted by misscrazel
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who was kicked out of her início because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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posted by LaDispute
I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright rosa, -de-rosa gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...
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posted by canal
Dear Diary: today i've been a complete ass! -like every other day- i've just hurt..another friend, and i'm almost most certain..she hates me. can i fix it? can i tell her i'm sorry? did i just ruin a friendship? god i hope not! i don't like being who i am, selfish, ugly, mean, always getting way to drunk or way to high, but i am this way. i just want a dingle friendship that doesn't go down in flames. God, is that to much to ask? knowing your a good friend is a wonderful feeling! at least i've been told that.

Dear diary:today i hurt a friends feelings. but i didn't mean to! i just..let my words...
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posted by curtains4
My mom fell in amor with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in amor with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....
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posted by speedy106
My favorito shows/movies:
10.My little pony:Friendship is magic
9.Beyblade Metal Fusion
8.Beyblade Metal Masters
7.Chowder
6.The Powerpuff Girls
5.The Amazing World of Gumball
4.Pokémon
3.Ponyo
2.Teen Titans:Trouble in Tokyo(the Teen Titans movie)
1.TEEN TITANS
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Colors:
10.Blue-Green
9.White
8.Peach
7.Sky Blue
6.Lime Green
5.Red
4.Orange
3.Gold
2.Pale Orange
1.Yellow
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favorito Characters from favorito Show(Teen Titans)
10.Màs y Menos(sometimes, I just gotta live màs(more).*pun is and isn't intended*)
9.Kole
8.Herald
7.Hot Spot
6.Cheshire
5.Kid Flash
4.Starfire
3.Robin
2.Aqualad
1.Speedy(Not Gonzalez)
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So these are just some lists about my favs. I may be somewhat different from other fans, but I'm like everyone else no matter what I like or stuff like that.
LATER MY FELLOW aleatório PEEPS!!!
posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she said that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I said I just accidentally scratched myself......
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posted by KitKitty12
Say there were to best friends in the world.Until one dia their lives became different all because of one stupid question.THe two faught until they were so mad the árvore word were shouted out"I hate you"One yelled out at the other until everything fell apart in their lives.They starmed off and never went back.And thats my story but it all happened a little to fast so let me tell you the whole story.MY name is Kenzie and the one that shouted was my freind Kaitlyn.I never wanted this to happen but time for what happened.Me and Kaitlyn were walking to our classrooms and on the way Kaitlyn's biggest crushed walked por and started talking to her his name was Colton."Hey Kaitlyn"Colton said."H-hi Colton"she said figiting with her backpack."Want to come over to my place later after school"Colton asked looking sure of himself."I don't thank my parents would like that"siad kaitlnyn
Phrases you have probably heard/said in you life from various popular songs. Winner of who said the most gets 50 props.
If I ruled the world…
Don’t you ever feel like your less than perfect to me.
Why you asking all them questions?
You seem so innocent…….
Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock.
The stars are shining.
Swag.
If I was your boyfriend… *Well maybe if you’re a girl you’ve never said that. Except if you were lesbo*
You don’t know you’re beautiful.
I want to be a rock star.
People always say that my music’s loud.
Love the way you lie.
You build me up, you break...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasia is flying
It's a castelo in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragões now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasia is not a crime
Find your castelo in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."
posted by Codby
I feel like nothing. I feel empty. I don’t feel sad or happy or angry. I just feel like there is a black hole in me. A black hole where my coração should be.

I don’t know what to do anymore. I write story’s and other stuff. I still go to school and I work. I still do everything but it just lost meaning. Why do I go to school, why do I work. Why do I write story’s and other stuff with happiness and sadness in it, while I feel empty.

I know the respostas on these questions. I go to school and I work for a better future. I write story’s and stuff, just because I can.

I tried for days to become...
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posted by adaug
I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always said it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
you weren't warned!"Billy replied


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*SMILEY FACES!*